The appeal of alt medicine isn’t ’capitalism alienated us from healing ‘ or whatever, it’s that it has no evidential foundation so it can make claims like ‘ouchie needles are bad for you but yummy milkshakes are good’
Flying my x wing, desperately firing on Mary Poppins
The dress code is business causal. You have to dress in a way that causes, or is caused by, business.
Bill Riley with the chryon the legend of Darth plagues the wise
Just chuckled recalling a flustered Ensign Harry Kim turning down a direct proposition from Seven of Nine
Before we mangia, I just want everyone to know this is all on the record *I am instantly killed by a dozen different mob enforcers*
A powerful electrical motor propels bacteria in virtually every gut and puddle on Earth. After 50 years, it has finally been understood. @nattyover.bsky.social reports: www.quantamagazine.org/what-physica...
While Bill Watterson may be the philosopher of our age, Gary Larson is its prophet
Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego
Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*
Genuinely breathtaking how many Democratic candidates have adopted “Never please your base” as their main electoral and governing strategy. To great failure! For decades now! And yet.
Simpsons Democratic convention - "We hate life and ourselves", "We can't govern!"
It's cool how one of the ways you show that you want the Democratic nomination for presidency is going to Michigan and giving a big speech about how annoying your voters/constituency are.
Ms. Koch talked about what the word “crew” meant to her now — “a group that is in it all the time, no matter what”
Earth “was just this lifeboat hanging undisturbingly in the universe. There’s one new thing I know, and that is: Planet Earth, you are a crew.”
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS SITTING ON A SMALL STOOL, AND SHE HAS HER HEAD PROPPED UP IN HER LEFT HAND SHE LOOKS WORRIED, SHE IS THINKING OF A JAIL P2- NANCY HAS HER HANDS OVER HER EYES AS SHE THINKS OF MUGSHOT PHOTOS, THE FIRST ONE IS AL CAPONE THE SECOND IS JOHN DILLINGER AND THE LAST MUGSHOT IS A PICTURE OF HERSELF P3- FRITZI SEES NANCY SITTING ON THE STOOL, NANCY IS COVERING HER FACE AS. SHE THINKS OF HERSELF IN A STRIPED PRISON UNIFORM FRITZI: WHAT'S WRONG, NANCY? P4- NANCY: THIS BOOK IS SEVEN DAYS OVERDUE AT THE LIBRARY
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 19,1947
A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.
Whatever you do,
St Helens Farm Goats Butter 250g
Who ya gonna call
“The Million Dollar Man goes to Greenwich, CT”
You wouldn’t HORMBLE a CHORMBLE
i'm hallucinating
I think if AI companies just got some catchy tunes like the 1940s nuclear industry everyone would be less mad www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGy6...
Two …probing… memoirs
Whitley Strieber and JD Vance books side by side both titled Communion
I SPAT MY DRINK OUT #StrangeCentral
The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing
“The Pope is weak on crime…”
I think something might have been a little… off in 1970s California
Finally watching Messiah of Evil and it absolutely whips
Mitch Hedberg bit on a donut shop receipt:
I was told the suede denim secret police would come from California
Now now, def could still happen!