I want to see Team Avatar just absolutely wrecking shit on the big screen

I have no friends. This is a very unique experience

If you've never done a significant amount of psychedelics and then panicked that the dosage might be higher than you thought then we can't be friends

I really like it! It's unique but not too out there if that makes sense

Part of my argument was that Sheo would be a perfectly normal nickname 😂😂

My wife doesn't think Sheogorath is a good name for a baby boy

At least I don't have to subscribe to tiktok

They thought it was cheese so I doubt their intentions would've been good even if they could reach it

God made Adam and Eve, not Minecraft Steve

the devil got mogged in georgia. absolutely fiddlemaxxed

Im not sure if I've ever been in a blockbuster tbh. I was from a hollywood video/family video family

Do you think theres a guy who put his own dick in his ass

Imma need you to change mine next. It's up my back bro

April Fools will be a felony when I’m in charge

I bring a sort of "tummy time" vibe to the bank

I think you can work around this if you throw in a dudes butt. Some concessions for equality

No one to blame but yourself there Fredo

I'm in Wisconsin and nearly everything is closed in town due to the weather. This never happens here

I was 495, you're close buddy

Steel-toe Boots is a beautiful name for a baby boy

He's got a nice hardworking coworker named José who he tells this everyday

Imagining a type of guy who considers himself a "true racist" because he only hates brown people from the middle east and not hispanics

every load of laundry implies the violence of its folding

I think the home makeover episode takes it for me

We really got the Epstein files before GTA6

New pick-up line. Any notes?

Saw your name in the epstein files. Said you were some fiiine shit

I had to change my car battery in this hellscape

The weather is -16° and feels like -43°

This is fine

Hamburger have mercy on me