Seems like a lot of effort and danger just to show the world that you’re a short bus inbred analphabet.

I hate it when my day is ruined by bangs

NEEDS MOAR DAKKA

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

Actually, on second inspection, this approaches just about satisfactory amounts of dakka. Carry on.

I’m just here for the angry Star Wars nerd comments.

Instructions unclear, accidentally summoned Number 8 and I THINK SHE’S MAD AT ME HELP WHAT DO I DO

Yeah that’s about the right kind of yellow

"a prohibition on the weakening of online security" ... like the constant calls for sabotaging end to end encryption through mandatory backdoors, maybe?

Hmm

Good grief, I knew UK weather was bad, but the colour of those clouds outside your window grating...wow

So when you give somebody money for stuff and they don't give you the stuff you gave them money for, then generally you a) never give them any more money for stuff, and b) you figure out ways of either getting your money back or taking an equivalent bunch of stuff.

Either way...

That delicious looking, uh, thing at bottom right looks like something my cat yacked up on my office floor after eating half of my papyrus plant.

No, seriously, it looked exactly like that.

I think that's a metaphor or something.

Found

*-<8)

RFK Raccoon Penis Listen and make your own on Suno.

Found

How goes the Great Elephant War?

Ooh. A mimeotov cocktail.

Or trebuchet ammo.

Yo yo yo CATCH

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Screw that. soundcloud.com/dar_key

Yeah AI just realised that

A cylinder. The cylinder must remain unharmed.

I am a child.

So are you, because you're thinking exactly the same thing.

I _thought_ I'd gotten some sleep, but apparently my reading comprehension still suffers because I misread this headline as them pivoting from AI to shoes not the other way around.

Whut

So this is a Thing (tm)

It’s the name of an Ikea sofa model, you ignoramus.

Don’t kinkshame.

I have a basic education in, and knowledge of, various belief systems, their literature, and their history.

Unlike, so I’ m told, Pope Bob who knows absolutely nothing about theology.

That said, if you subscribe to such stuff, how does this lot not meet almost every definition of the antichrist?

Arf

Look I already set half my garden on fire because of you and your bunch of goddamn goddamns

Shaddap, Edith. That reference was just so dom.

“…pour encourager les autres”

Also why not? They’d make great conversation pieces, hood ornaments, etc

Souvenir trophy heads?

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