do not send me any mail

Happy Father's Day to me. The greatest fedhead of all time.

hey don't make me come over there

got a notification and decided to log in

hello blueskeeters
keep on skeeting

It's also worth nothing that 'pe' is the chemical symbol for Planetarium which is an important element in all vegetation which are important ingredients in many vitamins.

ah yes the vitamins
where did I put those things

I keep forgetting this place exists.

If anybody would like to buy my bathwater I will be selling it as early as next week.

I tried rating her once and she kicked my ass for referring to her as 'just a number'.

So I'm just gonna say she's athletic.

I don't trust seeds. They are too lazy.
"Plant me"
Bitch plant yourself

Smart advice. Hopefully I can find some goggles down here.

Several run by fruitings on a daily basis. I always have an eye patch handy in case I get hit.

I get my education from the streets. The mean streets of Key West.

your mom goes to college

The search for four lucky fans to experience THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS first hand continues! Today we highlight one of the most flamboyant, fabulous, and free styling wrestling fans on the planet. He's called ATM. He's known simply as The Shadow Dancer.

Illuminatus Gamephace

The streets are safe. Sid Buckley never disappoints!

We are 55 days from the roleplay deadline.
We are 80 days from THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS.
We are 1 day away from Wednesday.

who invited the FUN POLICE

Sid has an impressive legal team. We are obligated to announce the sign up for his first ever 'Sid Bucks Cruise' event!

**NOTE** This has no bearing on The Great Illuminatus or its results.

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Alright. Deadline is passed. Entries for THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS are no longer being accepted.

I will begin notifying those of you who made the cut tomorrow.

Once you've been notified you can begin working on your roleplay. Good luck to all!

Today is the final day to apply for this year's GREAT ILLUMINATUS. You have until midnight CST. To apply send me a DM on here or discord...basically get in touch with me.

Once tonight's deadline passes I'll begin informing people if they've been accepted to compete.

Obligatory THREE DAYS UNTIL THE DEADLINE TO SIGN UP FOR PYRAMID DEATH MATCH post. Hope everyone is doing okay.

But I'm responsible about it. My wife wanted to name our third kid vitamin and I said no way.