Funny how this keeps happening 🤔

At least in VA, EV owners pay an extra tax based on % of value. Ok, fair, I’m not paying taxes on gas.

But at least a gas tax is consumption-based. The more you drive, the more you use the roads, the more you pay.

Soon: Any company wishing to apply for an exception must demonstrate a facility for LE access in order to be considered.

Personally, I think it’s super cool that the AF is running CAP missions over DC now.

Makes more sense when you understand “light of consciousness” is techCEO speak for “AI noodz“

Utterly astonishing behavior from a Nobel Peace Prize transferee.

It’s 2026, we’re dystopiamaxxing

Ugh. Fuck off, Tom.

Ah, the Glock P92FS. These AI models were trained on the same 90s action movies I was.

My grandmother did this too. I chalked it up to mid-century midwesternism.

This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner

Just to be clear, #JMU scored points against Oregon in the playoffs they didn’t “belong” in.

My Dukes have nothing to be ashamed of since they were a 28 point underdog and lost by 17. The announcers were laughing at JMU most of the game. But the Dukes didn’t quit and had a 99 yard drive at the end. Proud of the Dukes. Proud alum, Class of ‘84.

Dukes never say die!

#JMU

Duuuuuuuuukes!

#JMU

Let’s go Dukes! Love them Dukes!

Absolutely chilling. I’m a changed man. Don’t send the others.

Imagining waking up to the sound of Tina’s anxiety moans.

America promised it was the last time after the extended affair with subprime mortgages, but they both knew better.

Tired of the government telling me how I should celebrate holidays.

Satoshi is the moniker for the guy who invented(?) bitcoin/blockchain/cryptocurrency.

*RFK Jr voice* Take a bullet for you, babe.

Cc: @iwriteok.bsky.social

I read the “Bond” line in Bobcat Goldthwait’s voice.

Just saw a meteor!

TIL, NIST sells cigs (for science).

Oh man, the sudden influx of nukes experts is gonna be lit.