I had redneck friends in college so I get it.

Well thank you! I’ll continue to be weird!

You are a minor agent of chaos. Some of us enter spaces that we know need a little weirdness.

What in the world LOL

Danny, do you know about this masterpiece? youtu.be/W3E74j_xFtg?...

Deadman!

I think two at a time is enough

NYT SC story and Atlantic Patel story are both very damaging high profile stories.

I do think the mainstream press feels more empowered to come after the admin/the right like this when trump has become much less popular.

I'm excited to share that we've made a collection of historic Supreme Court Records and Briefs available via
@archive.org

I've written a blog post where I go into detail about the importance of this collection.

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One time I was drunk at a bougie function, and standing in a circle of bougie people, and chatted with the Chief Justice of a state’a
Supreme Court and Idr the context but I asked this man if he could do something to bring back the McRib and the look he gave me haunts me to this day.

Someone else pay me to write about something so I stop posting whatever thought comes to my mind in the moment

No becomes a favorite word rather rapidly.

I was once in my house when knee high water breached the doors and then had to walk out into waist high water. You know what my first thought wasn’t?

“Quick I need someone with a rifle!”

Levee cops with rifles? Flood authority's plans for new SWAT-style unit raise questions: report The agency responsible for protecting the city from flooding plans to expand its authority by adding officers armed with semiautomatic rifles, according to a report.

Anyone else in Southeast Louisiana been peepin out the stories over the past few months about how the LA Flood Protection Agency (East) has been expanding into a police force?

This is bad right?

Like ain’t their job to make sure mothafuckas ain’t flooding?

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1 night I was walking around NOLA and there was an influencer taking up a lot of space shooting some content and speaking w/ an atrocious "blaccent" and some guy walking next to me paused his phone convo to shout "stop talking like that, you fucking douchebag."

I hope that man has a good life.

He said thank you in the proper context too 😭😭

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But I’m also not liking that this means within a few years he’s going to have opinions on things like bed time and what’s considered “dinner”

I meant “weeks” not “walks”

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No one warned me that when I became a parent that benign milestones like learning language would make me feel big feelings

A few walks ago he was counting down from 3 by saying what approximates “Ee, Ah, oh!” and a few minutes ago he said “thank you.”

I can’t handle this emotionally

I’m loving that The Boy is learning to talk but kinda gonna miss when he talked like a Sim character

fyi for next week on patreon the code "HappyBirthday" gets you 50% off first month.

after that prices gonna bump up slightly for new members.

A simple drug test can clear all of this up

Sources: Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer Has Resigned A Labor Department spokesperson did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Reese Gorman scoop: Chavez-DeRemer out at the Dpt of Labor www.notus.org/trump-white-...

Emotions and thoughts are like logs in water: the more you push them down the more they fight their way to the surface.

New research on this is about to drop. Not sure if "drive-by douchebaggings" was a measure tho.

Woke 2.0 is here, baby! And it's angrier than ever before!

One of the things I miss about being a Sheriffs Deputy in Texas is I never get to stop by Quinceañeras anymore.

I told that man "thank you for your service" and he saluted me while still walking and talking on phone, and he just disappeared into the night.