Didn't. Like. Doing. Crime.
In GTA5.
Your periodic reminder that this man is not smart.

I never want to be a killjoy so I won't get in the way of people dancing in the streets when he drops dead but I think one reason everyone is so thirsty for it is we tacitly understand that to be the only consequence he'll ever face. Which sucks! There should be way more consequences

I thought maybe Bsky was overloaded because Something Happened, but no reason?

@realfollowers.bsky.social

a green cartoon character with big eyes and a mouth Alt: A green cartoon creature with big eyes, stubby arms, and a little antenna on its head. First it's wide-eyed and open-mouthed in surprise, its antenna standing up and arms raised, and then it slumps in disappointment, arms lowered and antenna drooping.

Heard something that sounded like happy yelling, so of course I came here to see if It had Happened. Must have been sports.

No we are not 😭

Once the trailers start, it should be nothing but trailers, and in my experience this has always been the case--until today, when the last thing that showed before the movie was a goddamn KFC ad. 🤬

A digital illustration of a red T-rex type theropod dinosaur standing on a bare volcanic plain cracked with lava and an erupting volcano on the distance. The Dino is looking back over its shoulder to see a number of fiery rocks falling out of the orange sky. The Dino is covered in yellow stripes some of which seem to spell out the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Bob's Burgers - Transmission (Cover) (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Bob's Burgers Side Orders

Incredible 😭 www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2Uz...

Good turnout for La Mesa's first No Kings event!

These are very cute!

Gonna take a Sharpie to every one of these I see.

I want to go here and just sit for an hour or three.

You’d think expensive oil would make our government focus on solar and wind energy, you would of course be wrong

We are not guaranteed any Democratic candidate in the general. It's the top 2 from the primary no matter what party they're with.

Sam Kieth illustration of Wolverine, crouched on a log with claws extended. He has exaggerated bulging muscles and a lot of very detailed body hair.

Sam Kieth illustration of Dream from The Sandman. He has a gaunt face and long messy hair, and is wearing a long draped robe.

Sam Kieth, nooooo 😢 I wasn't reading superhero comics in the 90s, but I made an exception for his run of Marvel Comics Presents.

"did you know the USPS is losing money" no I didn't know and I still don't care do you know how much money your president has lost you since January

The USPS IS NOT LOSING MONEY. THE USPS IS SPENDING TAX DOLLARS ALLOCATED TO IT BY THE BUDGET. THE USPS SHOULD NOT BE REQUIRED TO ZERO OUT ITS BALANCE SHEET IT IS NOT A BUSINESS IT DOES NOT HAVE SHAREHOLDERS. IF THE USPS IS OUTSPENDING ITS BUDGET IT SHOULD BE ALLOCATED MORE BUDGET.

No point looking inward when there's nothing there, I guess 😐

I am in hell 😭

A heat advisory in March seems totally fine 😓

bonus Discworld QOTD, from The Shepherd's Crown

"FOR I CAN SEE THE BALANCE AND YOU HAVE LEFT THE WORLD MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT, AND IF YOU ASK ME, said Death, NOBODY COULD DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT…"

No spoilers, but: there will be!

One quick way to get muted by me is to post silly shit like Pam here.

They did .

It does terrible fucking things to your mind if you stop getting feedback like "dude what the fuck are you talking about?"

Just look at how literally any billionaire speaks.

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I have never seen a politician more directly copy this speech in my life

The whole right wing movement is animated by 1 conspiracy theory: that white people are all secretly in agreement with them, and are being suppressed by a woke conspiracy

Miller and ICE occupations, Carr/Ellison and right wing media, DOGE and USAID, it's all looking for the off switch for the woke

Came across the phrase "cognitive DDOS" to describe our present culture.

Understood instantly what it meant.