“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel

it played like every 4 songs at every NYE 2000 party so I'm sure most of it happened then

WHEN THAT GARTH SAX SOLO HITS AT THE END

I actually prefer this type of language instead of throwing around slogans like AbolishICE

I'm ready to say Hello again to Ello

I saw PROTEIN SODA at Target yesterday and my entire family read the packaging at the same time and we let out a collective “Ewwwww”

Always wondered what a snow devil would look like.

🎵 I need a new noise, one that won’t make me sick 🎵

FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?

Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests

FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?

Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face

Images you can hear

Listening to a lot of Ray Charles and Elmore James records and I'm genuinely curious how Dan Aykroyd listened to the same music and came to the conclusion that when performing these songs it was appropriate to have a fat man dancing and doing the splits.

Bring back the Four Loko that kills people.

HI I’m getting sick of naziville good to see you active over here - just listened to an old best show clip with you!

That’s some impressive knowledge

i'm a liberal and i support the colorado rockies!! nothing would own me harder than president drumpf using executive orders to force the colorado rockies to sell to a strong conservative pro business ownership group. i like that when i bought my season tickets the monforts asked me my pronouns

Close up of faded paint on an exterior wall, outlining the shape of Milhouse and other Simpsons characters.

Wider shot of the closed Kwik e Mart and character outlines

Visited the closed Kwik E Mart & Simpsons 4D attraction in Myrtle Beach.

They pulled the character cutouts off the wall, leaving a Milhouse-shaped nuclear blast silhouette.

Listening to a lot of Ray Charles and Elmore James records and I'm genuinely curious how Dan Aykroyd listened to the same music and came to the conclusion that when performing these songs it was appropriate to have a fat man dancing and doing the splits.

There’s a lot of reasons why Dick Clark should burn in hell but the main one is always falsely telling us that all the big Hollywood deals were made on the floor during the #GoldenGlobes commercial breaks.

Watching the Substance and looking over at my wife and giving a thumb's down every five minutes so she knows I know I'm not supposed to be horny at this latest ass part.

Caladan. Good spot.

Every Tom Cruise movie trailer should feature his character breaking the 4th wall at the end as Tom saying "We'll see you at the movies".

#CreatureCommandos: The amount of dead children murdered we can stuff into only 7 episodes will truly shock and amaze you!

your grandpa always carried around that handkerchief because he jerked off a lot. like a lot a lot.

“Thank you for calling Dominoes. Would you like our large 3 topping pizza with a Coke and cheesy bread, all for $14.99?”

“Sounds great”

“That’ll be $37.00”

Brutalist non spoiler spoiler

Every Robbie Williams song sounds like it belongs in the trailer for The Trolls Movie

More like Fast and Furious: NOSferatu

If you’ve spent any part of your youth on the SomethingAwful forums you know a classic mod breakdown when you see one.