When I forget I was cursed with instant testicular torsion after vocalizing numbers of memetic significance

A toy capybara in an egg.

I have A LOT to learn about the Capybara life cycle.

My face, with makeup.

Trying to do a lighter look, BB cream instead of foundation etc, just get something for day to day. This is my look for my Bristol trip today and I'm feeling a little over blushed, too dolly. What do you think? I'm not upset or anything, worst comes to worse I'll wash my face later.

Between The Mandalorian and The Grogu which do you thinks going to get "Disney Deathed" 3/4 through The Mandalorian & Grogu to motivate the other?

A lovely pigeon sat on a rock perch overlooking a river.

Spotted this charming pigeon in a gorgeous resting spot. What a lovely time they must be having.

Okay but who am I taking to go see the amazing digital circus in theatres 😏👉👈

Up to S2 E1 of Detectorists, really loving it so far. I watched Small Prophets and decided to go back and give this one another chance after I bounced off of it initially. Found it a little dry before, now I seem really drawn to that dry, twee humour.

a digital illustrated comic, supposedly presenting tasty looking foods we all wanted to try from cartoons- the krabby patty, the goofy movie pizza, the bacon and eggs from howl's moving castle, scooby snacks, the land before time tree stars, the jaw breakers from ed edd and eddy- but also includes Simba's dead father Mufasa, and Shinji's hand from *that scene* in NGE.

Still proud of this comic from 2022, though the first time I shared it on various platforms, a lot of people seemed to ignore the obvious jokes of the piece to pester me about cartoon foods I "forgot" to include

A Pokémon trainer from Pokémon championships spot in a neutral pose.

I'm playing #PokémonChampions, here's my trainer. I'd love to see yours.

A big mixed salad in a metal bowl.

I've eaten Greek yogurt salad at least three times this week. It's my new favourite meal plan meal. Put a whole bunch of veggies and nonsense in a bowl, season it and you're good to go.
This batch has smoked tofu in it, which tastes like fish, and it's proven really nice.

Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

Sneakers O'Krool
#VideoEdits #DonkeyKong

A small tuft of yellow flowers.

I'm at the first of three nutrition courses offered in Twerton. Getting back into adult learning has been hard but I'm glad to be here.

Yes, very much so. I'm aging into Captain Dola from Castle In The Sky and I can't wait.

Ultraman X UPA! This was a lot of fun to put together, maybe I’ll get around to making one for Ultraseven… 💥

Going swimming for the first time since 2024. I've got a new black swimsuit and some black swim shorts to go over that. Because of the current political climate I'm a little worried about abuse, especially during the school holidays, but we'll see. I'm a threat to no one and deserve to take up space

A hand holding the hardcover manga Hinatsugimura.

Just finished Hinatsugimura, a perfectly formed volume of self contained horror manga. Fantastic from start to finish. If you love horror, especially body horror, I can't recommend it enough.

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

A chain chomp keyring.

Opened a little Super Mario blind bag and got the absolute perfect key chain.

The outside of the cafe

The inside of the cafe including a little flat tower and trees.

My drink which came with a conical paper top.

A display featuring Moomin characters.

Went to the Moomin boba cafe in Bristol on Thursday, it was a delightful time.

Despite feeling like a very creaky scarecrow I've managed to do all the washing up and tidying away, watered the plants and made a jumbo salad. If things stay on course.
Powering though slowly but powering though none the less.

A jar of creatine that looks like a Gorilla head.

Jumpscared by the creatine gorilla.

I know a lot of people from outside the UK who follow @pinknews.bsky.social to try to stay on top of UK development - friends, can you help spread the word? Boycott now - stop following them, remove them from your press lists, never click through to their website. Disgusting betrayal.

Going to Bristol for an intimate gender affirming procedure... it's only a hair appointment but if news reports can stretch these things to absurdity so can I. 😜

The Majin Buus

Pinch, punch, first of the month, no returns.

Twin Roommates.

A plush bear with a tuft of hair on top and faux stitching to resemble Frankensteins Monster.

I've only been once but I did get their fantastic Frankenstein bear plush.

A great day out.

An embroidered crewneck with top surgery scars like stars

A black and white patch of a guy with a top surgery scar

Trans pikachu patch that says : bite terf

Happy #transdayofvisibility #tdov

I’m Ian, a transmasc artist and I do some cool embroidered stuff!