was having really bad sleep issues and waking up at like 2 pm for weeks and then i get a nightshift job and suddenly i can wake up before noon just fine -_-

Sidharth Chaturvedi (www.sidharthchaturvedi.com), Doom, 2015

Susan J. Dawe, 1982

Please Excuse My Dope Ass Grub

ive been happy the past few days? and excited for the holidays for the first time in years? how strange and perverse.

one more for wizard wednesday.
Fred Crawford #1983 http://ow.ly/hf3250L25Ee http://ow.ly/vXlF50L25Eg

Sphinx

Sphinx https://www.wikiart.org/en/franz-stuck/sphinx-1904

first person view of a gauntleted fist punching the air. a two-headed monster lays dead on the floor still clutching a mace. a statue of a demon and some stained glass windows are in the background.

hexen / saturn
raven software, 1996

standing in front of the open fridge eating cold rotisserie chicken scraps with my hands like some kind of domesticated vulture

theres a separate skill list in both the qualifications and resume section of your indeed profile. in one of them i remembered to put useful information and in the other i evidently did not

i have the indeed profile of a cartoon henchman

feel debilitatingly feverish but my actual body temp is normal. another one of life’s little mysteries.

was in a crowd and thought i heard the word dyke and my head whipped around like someone had called my name

watch out mr. cave….

maynard ectoplasm

like i really don’t have the energy to clean the house right now. but my bevvy…

using a fun little drink as a carrot on a stick dangling over my head has genuinely been one of the most effective methods of getting me to do my obligations

The painting Martyrdom of Saint Sebastian, by Il Sodoma. Instagram story text overlayed on top of it reads “how it feels to be a masc with a fat ass tbh” in all lowercase.