WAIT HEAR ME OUT
protein edibles

I saw that POST IT @stephenflorida.bsky.social

Baby shoes unworn
Bad marketing strategy
Babies don't buy shoes??

this is your sign to write a fuckass haiku today, for fun

I hate when food companies use "a hint of" in their product flavor naming. That's our phrase not yours. Use "light" and at least pretend you have some decorum

Trader Joes brown sugar boba mochi my beloved

Underrated. Cheddar and big bits of parsley too? Bomb

holy shit why is changing your name so tedious??

When the yaoi is blessed, call that a heavenly man date.

276 unread emails, fart smells like corn chips, SSO not working, we’re back to work baby ✨

Former New York Mayor Eric Adams Granted Albanian Citizenship Former New York City Mayor Eric Adams has been granted Albanian citizenship and issued an Albanian passport.

🚨ERIC ADAMS IS ALBANIAN🚨

albaniandailynews.com/news/former-...

Your other option is to cut out the top and install the sprinkler but now it’s stuck in that location which isn’t optimal for office space resale

They’re marketed as being easily movable - so when the inspector comes you hide it, and if one sees it and tells you to take it out, you move it out of the way temporarily until they’re gone

not enough of you are doing this shit

I’ve only got two hours of WiFi left guys make your posts count

Sign that says Boner Bar surrounded by drinks and a fish skeleton

Bruno Mars on repeat at the Boner Bar

(Alanis Morrissette voice) I'm cold and I'm stinky

This is why I quit jobs. Too many sweats

saw a post on LinkedIn that called it a "hiring meta" and immediately closed out again LMAO

Sketch drawing of Britney Spears with knives

Don’t know why I was compelled to draw Britney and her knife dance #doodles

Gentrification indicator

This is how I ended up with wigs tbf

Thomas Edison is the Dr Phil of electricity

PSYGNOSIS ON THE TL LET'S GOOOOOO

Hello Bluesky! My name is Carl and I am stepping in as the temporary acting interim CEO. First of all, I am literally gonna kick the absolute crap outta the bunch of you little dorks, and then I'm gonna do background nerd stuff.

your verification code is 944 754

Straight up 95%-to-hit and missing on it

omg I'm innnn

we do a little staring at a bouncing light while holding little pucks that buzz to the light, as a treat