When Widespread Panic is coming to the lovely Jersey Shore for a weekend of shows this summer but you’ll be (expletive deleted) out of town for work

My favorite part of the Kash Patel story in @theatlantic.com was him not being able to log in to his computer, freaking out & thinking he was fired but then finding out it was a tech glitch. Picturing him in that moment is hilarious, so thanks for that.
But hey, good luck with the lawsuit, bud.

Combating the endless joy of seasonal allergies with the endless joy of The Allergies, purveyors of the kind of funk that is just what 4 out of 5 doctors recommend.

*The 5th Doctor doesn't like fun.

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Me when the Stanley Cup Playoffs start

Derrick Stroup. He’s hilarious.

Some healthy 4/20 advice from one of the funniest dudes out there right now

Today in Thanks, I Needed That

HBD to THE Funky Drummer, Mr. Clyde Stubblefield, born on this day in 1943.

Me showing my wife videos of Phish at the Sphere

The Ten Best Moments From ‘Game Of Thrones’ With ‘House of the Dragon’ about to premiere, here’s a look back at the best moments from ‘Game of Thrones’

15 years ago, “Game of Thrones” premiered. Here are my ten best moments from the show.

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Putting Dr. Abbot from “The Pitt” in the Raised Eyebrow Hall of Fame. Congratulations sir.

Oddly enough Mr. Secretary, I did look at it and think he was insane.

His answer to a question about the no tax on tips thing was suspect too...

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Should have known something was up with Bluesky when I saw the freelance tech guy they brought in to fix things…

"I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something... but this tipping automatically, that's for the birds."

Pete Hegseth being asked about the No Tax on Tips bill

"Listen, I think it’s very, very important for Khn de Poitrine to be careful when he talks about matters of microtonal compositions and wearing polka-dotted costumes.”

The Five Best Movies About Taxes There’s not a lot to choose from, but there are a few good, if not great movies that somehow involve taxes

Happy Tax Day, friends. Here are the five best movies about taxes.
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Breaking Down The Best Advice For Dads From Sturgill Simpson's 'A Sailor's Guide to Earth' Sturgill Simpson's excellent 2016 album, which was written as a letter to his son, is full of valuable life lessons for any dad out there

Hey, OTD in 2016, some dude named Sturgill Simpson released one of the best albums of this century, 'A Sailor's Guide to Earth.' It's a damn near musical masterpiece & also chalk full of solid Dad advice, something I wrote about during my @brobible.bsky.social days.

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I thought the dude was only opposed to the Eagles?

I don’t need a calendar to know what time of year it is

Oddly enough in that picture it looks like Miles also doesn’t give a fuck what you thought.

Editors Note: Steely Dan is good and I’d like to think we can just all agree on that and
Move on

The Best Oasis Songs Ranked Oasis may have broken up over a decade ago (and now might be getting back together,) but their music continues to…wait for it…live forever.

I don't know if Oasis belongs in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. I don't even know if the Hall makes sense, to be honest. But I do know Oasis were incredible for a stint there, and that's undeniable.

So hey, here's some Oasis content for ya.
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One of the greatest moments in broadcasting history. Full stop.

The stages of climate denial
I - It's not happening; you're crazy.
II - You're crazy, but here's some science* showing it's fake.
III - Scientifically disproven. BUT if it was happening, it might be good.
IV - Here's my plan to get rich off our Waterworld reality. (We are here.)

Where this gets tough to define is that jarring and different can be good. Not sure how, but it's possible. With Geese, I just can't get there as his voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard.

a man is sitting in a chair with the words i don 't get it on the bottom ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with the words i don 't get it on the bottom

I mean, it's not good. And it's not even acceptable good.

The Best Oasis Songs Ranked Oasis may have broken up over a decade ago (and now might be getting back together,) but their music continues to…wait for it…live forever.

I don't know if Oasis belongs in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. I don't even know if the Hall makes sense, to be honest. But I do know Oasis were incredible for a stint there, and that's undeniable.

So hey, here's some Oasis content for ya.
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