I mean, look how gross that water coming out is. Yukkkkka.

I hope finding backwashing my pool immensely satisfying is a sign of expectations management of my life.

With 345 weeks in a row I could estimate around 2000 days. Curse you gastric flu!

I was so sick this week that I broke my THOUSANDS of days long reading streak on my Kindle and I am genuinely devastated.

Now you're a US President I'd vote for! Thank you!

WhatsApp should put AI to good use and auto summarise any voice note longer than 30 seconds and delete any longer than 2 minutes. Amen.

"Someone should probably tell the rich that workers banding together to present formal address of grievances is the alternative we worked out a long time ago to breaking down the factory owner's front door and beating him to death in front of his family? I feel like they forgot."

I still stand by this.

Keeping up with messages on both Slack and Teams simultaneously is the worst of all possible worlds.

I've almost wrapped up The Witcher 3: Blood & Wine expansion and feel genuinely grateful to have had this masterpiece to drop in and out of over the past 9 years.