Just wishing my pals @thejawnoftime.bsky.social and @lanccorob.bsky.social a happy Brand New at the Mann

Ricky Bobby Nash Bridges

It was for Delco

I open this app for my worst ideas

Livin in dis big blue worldt
Got my head up ina Ouder Space
I kneau I'll be eh-eau eh-eau kay

Gold and no

Can you put Truck Nuts on a Toyota Corolla?

So beautiful

Pretty sure he's a married swinger, find a new GIF

Later unblurred needed to see the pierced hog

The world is cooked sure, but I just received an unsolicited blurred dick pic so maybe the perverts are getting scared?????

For losers, yes

Folks, he is married and wears no ring. Another dud. Very on brand for me. Fml

One of my regular customers slid into my DMs and I am not mad about it but I also do not eant to get weird about it please save me from myself

No need to keep showing Nola when we're getting shut out

No aha JT your too sexy

I'm just kidding every day someone at the university reminds me that everyone knows and loves me because I'm sooooooo gooooood

My boss tagged me in a LinkedIn post and I fear I have become Too Important at Work

I have to watch basketball now, cleanse me

This guy has a tapeworm sticking out of his ass on 911 and I will be having nightmares

Concrete everywhere, just out there sizzling like cool bacon

On episode 7 addicted

Worst sunburn of my life at the Tweeter Center

Yes yes yes

<insert Forrest Gump running GIF>

I'm just here for the zipline

I've lost 45 pounds since December. Wild.

Let me meet him

I love him