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RFK Jr ‘cut off a dead raccoon’s penis’ US politician’s antics about a “freezer full of roadkill” and “weird family” told in new book

Cat is one step from Leatherface

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Is there anyone more contemptible than Franklin Graham?

If it automatically tunes to the farm channel, you have a poultrygeist

You can never have too many cutting boards.

He ain’t no Little Mermaid

“Working on the night moves” now just means taking out the dog

We live in a world where the most creative have multiple opportunities to showcase their talent.

And somebody remade “Matlock?”

Fuck me.

So great. Complex but in wonderful way. Robin Williams had some chops.

And now, it’s time to dance

To be fair, the other side said “Register your Dissent Today. Register to vote tomorrow.”

This side got more chuckles.

#NoKings. Damariscotta

Beats standing naked

The YouTube yoga teacher always says “feel your waist band tightening.”

Lady, way ahead of you.

I like to wash my late-night statin down with bourbon.

“And now, a little Black Sabbath.”

I subscribe to the “one big load” theory of laundry.

I buy asparagus just for the rubber bands.

Fink

Forgot to wear a belt today, which became readily apparent walking through Wal-Mart

US commanders tell troops Trump 'anointed by Jesus' to start Iran war A nonprofit U.S. military watchdog said it has received hundreds of complaints about commanders providing religious reasons for starting the Iran war

Backward, Christian soldiers

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It’s a Von Bülow day — sunny but really cold.

In light of the Epstein files, Neil Sedaka’s (RIP) “Happy Birthday, Sweet Sixteen” is more than a little troubling

I don’t know about you but tonight I’m going to Wang Chung.

We never learn

I judge streaming services on how well they fast forward/reverse.

Hulu? Up your game.

Things I’d rather watch than the State of the Union:

1) Ishtar
2) A snuff movie
3) my colonoscopy

Winning gold is one thing.

Winning gold to “MacArthur Park” is quite another

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I have an insatiable craving for buttermilk pancakes