Becoming my NL favorite. This is their year!

More like Red Sux amirite

Gerrymander deez nutz

What I learned from Prince and Muhammad Ali was that it’s possible to love yourself so much that everybody else does, too.

Pa. court recognizes ‘reproductive autonomy’ as a right, strikes down ban on public funding for abortion In a 4-3 ruling, the Commonwealth Court found that abortion access is a fundamental right guaranteed by the Pennsylvania Constitution.

Pennsylvania's appellate court confirmed that access to abortion is a fundamental right under the Pennsylvania Constitution.

This decision is a win for all Pennsylvanians.

The government shouldn't be making your healthcare decisions - you should.
www.inquirer.com/news/pennsyl...

This is basically what all Democratic voters need to be saying to the Democratic Party for the next three years, even if they *do* intend to hold their nose and vote for whoever in the end. Just keep your nose-holding to yourself and focus on holding the party's feet to the fire.

I'm fucking tired, man.

I'm a straight, white, Gen X man, and these Democrats--the worst of my lifetime--have radicalized me. Chuck and Joe and Nancy have made me a leftist.

3/3

Repubs are heading for a big schism between MAGA and America First. If the Left doesn't start getting a legit seat at the table, maybe the Dems will too.

The country is broken at its core, and needs change the centrists can't (won't, don't want to) deliver.

2/3

I've voted in every election since I was 18. Nearly 40 years, always for Democrats, often holding my nose and voting for the 'lesser of two evils'. No more.

If you're anti-trans you won't get my vote ᴳᵃᵛⁱⁿ ᴺᵉʷˢᵒᵐᵉ. If you support genocide in Gaza you won't get my vote ᶜᵒʳʸ ᴮᵒᵒᵏᵉʳ.

1/3

We should go back to bullying nerds until they stop founding tech companies.

I don't owe that guy a friggin thing.

Fellas is it gay to love your wife

Absolutely perfect.

Colbert to their Stewart, if you will.

One thing I genuinely love about YouTube is it gives autistic kids (and adults) an outlet for their knowledge dumps. There's so much cool sh*t that people know!

So is Infowars going to be a heel version of the onion? And they can feud? I would kinda love that.

https://www.theonion.info/

RIP Art Donovan

They finally lost me. I've watched every WrestleMania since I was a kid, but I skipped this one. Even Vince didn't make it feel like such a grift.

He then went on an (unprompted) 10-15 minute rant about how much he absolutely HATED Schilling, not just as a coworker but as a person. How Schilling was a primadonna and took forever to get ready, but he was a horrible person, and he had no use for him.

"the results speak for themselves." I mean, he ain't wrong.

It's boring.

Listen y'all I don't care what you say. I'm being open minded as I rewatch for the first time in many years, but Phantom Menace still sucks.

A lot of good rule changes in MLB in recent years, but the ghost runner isn't one of them.

"it will make me practice more"

It bothers me so deeply.

I think regulating what poor people are allowed to eat is one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard of.

Graphic of Donald Trump as Pope. Text reads: Scream Fest! Saturday, 4/18, 5:30pm Little Island Plaza, across from 13th St. & 10th Ave. NYC

‼️ Scream Fest!
⏰ Saturday, 4/18, 5:30pm
📍Little Island Plaza, across from 13th St. & 10th Ave. NYC

Furious? Terrified? Disgusted? Outraged? Pissed? Yeah, we are too.

Come join us and SCREAM IT ALL OUT, seriously, scream AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS, in solitary and community and collective rage.