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Its lesbian visibility week, so make sure you acknowledge them in public by doing this and screeching.

They'll love it, I promise.

Knew it.

So what big gay account is actually an Iranian regime bot ?

Also confession: my entire 5th grade Spanish class made our blind teacher (who, for context was a mega bitch and made it everyone elses problem) have a mental breakdown and cry because we were slowly tearing paper and it was driving her NUTS. And we had to have TA for the rest of the year.

Confession: I learned the milk milk lemonade song in a Christian school and got in trouble not only for singing it, but also for telling the teacher "yes, its funny" when she asked "and do you think jesus would find it funny?" And then I got in double trouble.

🎵Trump and Netanyahu sitting in a tree, F U C K I N G. 🎵

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Mood:

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Every time you cut the bulk goes right to my thighs.

I cannot tell you how many times ive risked my life at those red light cross walks 😂😂😂💀 as soon as people have an opening they are ZOOMING right passed me haha

Lmfaoooooo it doesnt matter which lane i pick, because some grandma is going 10mph UNDER the limit in the middle lane and shes about to make a real hard left. 😂

Because sometimes other people just do NOT need to be driving. Tell your doctor to jot that down. 💅😂

💀💀💀💀 what a way to go though. Right?

Im honestly surprised no one has pulled a gun on me in Phoenix traffic because I do be getting mouthy when someones driving like a dumbass.

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And the lord said unto Abraham:

So just started watching Grey's Anatomy (don't @ me) and im just wondering when George and Karev hookup.

Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy.

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This Ice Cream Cake strain got me feeling like:

Yes actually. Speak more Latin to me 👀

Shes ready for her big girl pot 🪴😍🪴

🪴💖VIBING💖🪴

Said no one ever 😂😭

💀💀💀💀💀

I wish we had a better supply of Lost Farms here, theyre so hard to find but I love a good single strain rosin gummy.

LOVE these lol. I like em better than camino sours tbh.

No one should be in prison for weed.

Happy 4/20!!

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Ill be with you shortly save me a seat. 😭😂

Omggggg I forgot about them. I love their subs even without the munchies haha.

420 Haul from Zenleaf Dispensary in Phoenix. Savvy flower, Good Tide Edibles: kiwi strawberry and pineapple. Two cans of Cannabis Beverage Company: Peach Mango and Prickly Pear.

Greetings Earthlings 👽 👾