these kinds of posts are so fucking annoying like if you insist on Being Online as a politician there’s a way to express disappointment that isn’t “I did my best :( I let you all down :(“

😭😭😭

NEHIYAW SANTA OMGGGG

CACKLING

it took a week but I finally got one lol

has anyone else in LA noticed that all the mullvad vpn billboards use the spongebob font

An excerpt from Thorn’s website: “More than a decade ago, our co-founder, Ashton Kutcher, saw a TV special about the atrocities of child sex trafficking. Unable to look away, Ashton knew at that moment that he had no choice but to do everything in his power to help defend children experiencing these horrific abuses. After extensive research and conversations with experts across disciplines, Ashton discovered the need to revolutionize the fight against child sexual abuse with technology. The technologies existed; they simply needed to be honed and deployed on a mission to defend children. The vision that every child has a right to simply be a kid, safeguarded by digital defenders, gave life to Thorn.”

A screenshot from Ashton Kutcher’s speech in front of Congress in 2017 on human trafficking: “But the right to pursue happiness for so many is stripped away. It’s raped. It’s abused.”

A screenshot from Ashton Kutcher’s speech in front of Congress in 2017 on human trafficking: “it is taken by force, fraud, or coercion.”

A vanity fair article headline by Savannah Walsh that reads: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Wrote Letters of Support for Danny Masterson After Rape Conviction. After their That '70s Show costar was found guilty on two counts of rape, Kutcher and Kunis hoped to affect sentencing by telling the judge that the actor was a "role model" and a “reliable source of guidance.

Ashton “Fight Sex Crimes Unless My Friend Does It” Kutcher

so true

obsessed with how weird and bleak the photos for this rental listing are

do not do this to me

I think it’s important that once a year we all take a moment to remember that at one point hordes of clowns with weapons were a nationwide concern

booooooo tomato tomato tomato

you’re literally so hot

this app’s UI definitely leaves much to be desired

I made super cheesy veggie lasagna and it was excellent!! that reminds me David and I would like to come over and cook you guys dinner (we’re really good at bbq and steak) sans dog

amber my love

oh man is that guy here already too

I can’t wait to reuse all my viral tweets here

can I get a uhhhhhhhhhh