Lin-Manuel Miranda’s film adaptation of Dave Malloy’s ‘Octet’ just confirmed its cast, and it is now time to commence frothing at the mouth.
Posts by Jack O'Keeffe
thanks to roguelikes and f2p, console games are arcade games. Arcade games are casino games. Casino games are phone games. Phone games are polymarket bets on war
A flyer depicting Mario shaking hands with a Soviet military official. SUPER POWERS REACH EXCLUSIVE AGREEMENT. Nintendo of America Inc. and Elorg, the Soviet Foreign Trade Association, are proud to announce a worldwide exclusive licensing agreement to market Tetris,* the exciting new home video game designed by Soviet computer wiz, Alexey L. Pazhitnov. No other company in the world is now, nor has ever been, licensed to market the Tetris home video game. We at Nintendo are proud of this first-of-its-kind licensing agreement with the Soviet Union. We're very excited about the potential of Tetris to become a major success. Tetris is surely a game with strong appeal for Nintendo Entertainment System® players of all ages. We intend to support this belief with a marketing/advertising plan guaranteed to generate high levels of awareness and even higher levels of sales.
Bluesky is broken, post Soviet Mario
For All Mankind Season 2
In the latest episode of The Pitt an extremely buff guy we’ve never met walks in and somebody turns to the new guy and says under his breath “Park the Shark, orthopedic surgeon” I LOVE TELEVISION!!!!!!!!
How do I use the fact that my mom LOVES Jonathan Groff to get her to watch The Matrix Ressurrections
Paradise (on Hulu) is actually pretty good when it’s being The Stand but sadly it’s usually being Paradise (on Hulu)
Finally got jury duty but am out of the state that week 😭😭😭 which is for the best cause I’d like to imagine I’d pull a 12 Angry Men but it’s more likely I’d get Juror #2’d
There are whole other ways of looking at the world out there
Eating chorizo has never once been worth the consequences
Crawling around on the carpet licking up every crumb of information I can find on the “Zach Braff AI Girlfriend” rumors
Paradise is the best show on television that is straight up not good. Feels like a Damon Lindelof show that thinks its audience is full of idiots and happens to have an astonishingly good central cast. I adore it and it should have 15 more seasons.
Tried going to a Diner in New Jersey but it ended up being a diner-themed restaurant
Zone of Interest (2023)
Meme image of Sonic saying "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding". The text has been blanked out so it reads "I want games with gay people who are woke and I'm not kidding".
I’ve spent 13 years being gaslit by society into accepting a reality where AM is somehow considered not just a good Arctic Monkeys album but the LAST truly classic rock album and I’m fucking sick of it
Arctic Monkeys should do a reunion nostalgia tour where they pretend they stopped making music in 2009
Just realized there is unlicensed Nintendo music in Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie Shigeru Miramoto is going to assassinate those Canadians
Welcome back, Michael Eisner
Congrats Seattle Okay Siri Play “Jeremy” by Pearl Jam
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Why is Mr. Beast doing press? What could he possibly require attention from adults for?
I love how EPCOT the opening ceremonies are
Italian-Americans watching this opening ceremony like "Where's the cold cuts?"
Seeing SH in theatres was genuinely the closest I’ve felt to seeing movies in 2006 since 2006. That part kinda ruled. The movie didn’t.
Satoshi Kon talks about how Requiem for a Dream took from his film Perfect Blue (1997)
If hitler were alive today he’d say shit like “ich bin so ein people pleaser! Weil ich ein ADHD girlie.”