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"MOON CHILD FE" IS OUT!!!

A modern source port of the original 1997 version of Moon Child, available for Windows, Linux, and browsers!

Comes with a save system, controller support, and more!

PLAY HERE:
mors-games.itch.io/moon-child-fe

The story is TRUE!!!

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i had the ai chat with my kids a while back and it was like.. a non issue for them? i explained that it's just stealing other people's thoughts and getting them wrong and that i'd rather they be wrong genuinely than dishonestly and they have never once questioned it or complained about it

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friends are rad and are definitely in the top 7 inventions of all time

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Illustration of Halmarut, holding a shiny butterfly in her hands, her fingers intertwined and closing in on the insect, she looks back at the viewer, smiling.

Illustration of Halmarut, holding a shiny butterfly in her hands, her fingers intertwined and closing in on the insect, she looks back at the viewer, smiling.

Halmarut 🦋

#FFXIV

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i do not "predict". i do not "run calcs", i do not "mindgame", i do not know "speed tiers" i click TRICK ROOM. and if it doesnt work, I DON'T WIN

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come on man.

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Classic

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Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park

"One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

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Okay but she's lowkey spittin here

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giving yourself permission to not be the smartest person in the room sometimes is pretty liberating lol

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"Ah, anguish still lingers on you." 🩸
#wow #midnight #astalor

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if it's anything like a submersible, yes that is correct. specifically a terminator shower with a beer or other celebratory beverage in hand

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having fun for fun only is wild

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when the hair is a friend and not a foe

i have never known that life

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Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

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first time i ever heard jurassic 5 was in jet grind radio

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sometimes a sentence gets some momentum and i gotta let it run its course just to see where it ends up

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okay so this is stupid, but

one of my favorite things the day after cleaning out the fridge is opening it with fresh eyes and seeing the 3+ different jars of pickles in there (how does this always happen?), grabbing one from each and having a little pickle tournament

claussen got a 90% win rate

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the cool thing about wires is they can go anywhere, once.

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that's advanced level, he's not ready for that yet

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NYT: jacob geller stock surges after claims that first-ever good youtube video is likely

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longest flight i've been on was west coast usa to hawaii (admittedly baby mode in this context) and even that made me wish we had teleportation technology, even if it was explicitly the kind where it creates a new you at the destination and then vaporizes the original

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Three panel comic. Panel 1: a little grey alien is piloting a UFO over the Earth, approaching Turkey (the country). Panel 2: the alien is seated and posed for a photograph with two guys, one of them is a doctor in scrubs and a face mask giving a thumbs up. They are in front of a backdrop that says “HAIR LIFE NOW”. The alien is smiling and has marker drawings on his bald head in the shape of a hairline. Panel 3: 14 month update, the alien has a lush and full head of brown hair, he is combing through and showing off to the viewer.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a little grey alien is piloting a UFO over the Earth, approaching Turkey (the country). Panel 2: the alien is seated and posed for a photograph with two guys, one of them is a doctor in scrubs and a face mask giving a thumbs up. They are in front of a backdrop that says “HAIR LIFE NOW”. The alien is smiling and has marker drawings on his bald head in the shape of a hairline. Panel 3: 14 month update, the alien has a lush and full head of brown hair, he is combing through and showing off to the viewer.

2 weeks ago 6660 970 26 13

pretty sure that's the character class I should have rolled

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call me lauren betts the way I can't stop fucking coughing in this dry ass air

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i have a similar automation set up to play an airhorn every time any of my sports teams goes from not winning to winning

it never gets old

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these are the questions

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Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

2 weeks ago 8534 2711 57 76

burger

big burger

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