Repeated AI usage smoothing your brain isn’t a bug. It’s a feature.

So that is what it would look like if Joe Spinell starred in the floor show at the end of Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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Oh good. Let’s cut away from the Resident Evil style chaos happening in town to this boring ass house.

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This is the point of the car ride I am tucking my head down and rolling right the fuck out that moving truck.

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"I called the exterminator, but he didn't understand when I explained that the pest I was dealing with was a polycule." #TheLastDriveIn #MessiahOfEvil

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THE FOLKS WHO WROTE THIS WROTE INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM?!?!

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Opening myself up to giving Messiah of Evil another chance. It’s a film I struggled with… until it hit a scene that was AMAZING, then back to struggling, repeat two more times. Maybe a second viewing will be better. In Joe Bob I trust.

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Whoa! Those are awesome. Thank you for doing this. The Drive In will never die!

I know the world doesn't make a whole lot of sense right now, but look. Here's the thing...

Don’t spend the precious moments of your life watching an old rapist lie to you on TV tonight, do something healthier like chew on roofing nails

Yep. Agree 100%, which is why Lee is so defeated at the end. Nothing she could do.

The three ghosts that Lee sensed: Madeline, Old man, Claire.

That’s how I feel about talking to people in public too…

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Yeah. Probably how my birthday party’s gonna end this year too…

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“You see, they’re loaded.”

“WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU. YOU SHOT A GUN IN AN ENCLOSED ROOM! ALL I CAN HEAR IS RINGING!”

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Or DO if you’re indifferent to her and you know she put you in the will.

Two minutes into this search I’d be screaming from the melted wax on my hand.

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And uh… you still have all the acid in there Pritchard? Never thought about draining that sucker?

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Feel like there’s far too many people these days who are practiced in Gaslighting Fu…

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Thundercats premiered on this date 41 years ago and my back hurts now.

If you ever need a stark reminder on the subjective nature of film as an art form, just log on the day Oscar nominations are announced to hear people whine about why this film or person didn’t deserve the nom they got.

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To everyone who made it through the entire film, I’m proud of you. We got through it.

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Did… did the baby just pull a Poochie?

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I think we are Mr. Cargill. I think we’re paying for it.

Oh no. That poor van…

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Dear movie. If you’re not going to have your establishing shot on screen for more than .75 seconds, maybe just don’t have it at all?

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Music by John Carpenter. Oh wait… I mean music by John, the carpenter hired to renovate the room next door who wandered in and just started pressing keys on a synth.

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Tremors did it better.

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