Burma save?

He's great in Ace Ventura.

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Go O's

I read that screenshot and all of a sudden all the dogs in the neighborhood started barking at once. So weird.

Always shocked to hear the word "no"

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quicktime

Not much of a shock that the "I identify as attack helicopter" folks are so insistent that inanimate objects vote instead of people

Not. Beating. The. Allegations.

Darn near killed 'em.

From 2021, there have only been three total 20-win seasons. Over that same period, there have only been 207 pitchers (41 per season) who even made 30 starts, and only one got to 35. Of the 577 20-win seasons since 1920, the mean and median GS count is 35.

Pronounced "fin-all-EEST"

Best sandwiches to enjoy while reading Lost Worlds, ranked:
1) Steak sandwich with chimichurri
2) Classic panini with crudo, mozzarella, and basil on foccaccia
3) Anything from Fat Sal's

Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

Just passed the fourth anniversary of when I decided to quit being Twitter famous after a Hollywood executive called me "a real life manic pixie dream girl" to my face, but going to dip my toes back into this fetid cesspool for the next few days to see if I still feel anything! HOPE YOU'RE ALL WELL.

hell yeah

The thing is, his so-called victory in 45 minutes would have only lasted about that long before he was vaporized in a first-strike nuclear assault from the Soviets. But he's too dumb to know that.

Zimmerman writes for the Philly Inquirer a lot, and I always find his work almost hilarious it in its cluelessness. He's a free-speech absolutist right up to the point where the people he defends come for his own speech, at which point he's appalled that the leopards would dare to eat his own face.

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Dy-y-y-lan Beavers!

A real media organization, or one of the ones attending the dinner?

SAMMY BASS!

The Orioles are absolutely not beating the "fundamentally unsound" allegations

Doing a talk tomorrow for a class of second-graders about my great-great-great grandfather, an immigrant from Schleswig-Holstein who fought in the Civil War. I'm going to use him to talk about immigration, immigrants in the Union Army, why soldiers fought, and what they thought about slavery.

Most consecutive outs recorded without allowing a hit to begin a season, Orioles in expansion era (1961):

Rico Garcia, 2026 -- 33 *active
Yennier Cano, 2023 -- 33

MLB-wide most to start season in span: 2024 Ronel Blanco, 44

Followed by: 35 by 2023 Austin Cox, 2020 Josh Hader, 1998 Brad Clontz

Found Zack Hample's burner

INFOWARS @infowars Lies! Lies! Lies! The Epic Lies And False Reality That The Onion Lives In!

"The Onion lives in a false reality"