sadly the rumors are true: i am an industry plant

with what funds???

i should be legally allowed to throw rocks at cars that drive too fast on my street

This is NOT what I signed up for

betsy ross will always be a two parter for me

the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum i am going to the store

tired: stealing a cop’s gun
wired: stealing a cop’s car
inspired: stealing a cop’s horse

stuck upside down

a little dog licking a measuring cup that once held peanut butter. she appears crazed

jinni turned 10 and she got to help make her birthday cake

this man hair is laid like a lunchlady

we can't be experimenting on our kids like this. it feels like a new form of child abuse

i'm not exaggerating my true feelings when i say anyone who proposes this or promotes it should be permanently banned from education of all kinds!!

a google search result for the website KevinSorboGold.com, advertising a comprehensive guide to help you navigate financial uncertainty

Kevin Sorbo showing you a bar of his Sorbo Gold

[steely dan voice] 🎶 the sorbo gold 🎶

so many people’s acceptance speeches cut off and for what!! skits that belong in the basement of a lutheran church

it would have been so much more interesting to just do actual gnosticism. confront the demiurge. spend some quality time with the berlin codex

"we need to maintain the normal functions of government" but do we? do we though??????

happy international womens day

watching venue security catch crowd surfers makes me so emotional. wait. is this what catcher in the rye was about

we need to weirdalize being normal

throwing it in a circle exhaustedly

oop that reminds me, i’ve gotta replace the batteries in my slurs detector

hello police? yes i’d like to report a crime. i’ve been mogged

this is a green man with an orange nose and... mouse ears?? he is a sports mascot, but for whom?? who is this green man?

brother who is THIS

“Love” is one of the most popular tropes in the Romance genre

who da fuck is Northman Grumman

thinking about all those yellow “support our troops” ribbon bumper stickers. for no reason in particular

point break 🙂‍↕️

this the mf that killed tim heideckers son. this dr. san

it's da freakin weekend time to drink half a bottle of cava and run around the house with a screwdriver and a can of WD40

holding each other like in the notebook