My 7yo walks up to me while I’m watching the Wild game and says “Is this boy hockey or girl hockey?” So I say “Boy hockey.” And she shakes her head and says “Ew. I don’t watch boy hockey. Girl hockey is better."

I didn't even teach her that, she just figured it out on her own. Seriously, an icon.

I’m a lifelong Islanders fan and that means I have long suffered and will continue my long suffering.

This is completely unhinged. Like... you think everyone is going to LEAVE???

Oscar winners going to In-n-Out after the awards is my favorite "everyone in LA knows about it, nobody else thinks it's real" tradition.

Man, I love that PTA invoked the all-timer year of 1975 in his speech. Go watch all five of those movies! One Battle will last. Sinners will last. Congratulations to all and to all a good night!

Apparently it's the end of the winning best picture, but also like woof, did not play that way if you haven't seen it.

OH.

Um. Was that a holocaust joke? Like... what?

Ludwig Göransson is 41 and has THREE OSCARS. Is he the new John Williams? Or something? Damn.

I have never cried so much during the Oscars. Wooboy.

Frankenstein is really cleaning up the technical awards.

SOBBING.

Aw poor Kieran Kulkin. He really wanted to hand the oscar to someone and Sean Penn won who does not accept awards so he just had to be like "he didn't want to be here"

Okay, the tie is pretty nice.

My app glitched and restarted the red carpet which I watched for FOURTY MINUTES before I realized the time. So I've missed everything up until now. Grump.

I can't enjoy Adrian Brody because he excuses both Roman Polanski and Woody Allen and it's gross.

I need to see the Menswear Guy's take on Hudson William's suit. It's beautiful. Its' Yaga, but also... it seems too big?

Yeah, this makes no sense to me at all.

Oh, I have ADORED Conan since I was like 15. So that's my jam.

So many feathers! I do like Kirsten Dunst's weird black lampshade dress.

Is anyone watching the Oscars I can gab with? I have things to say as always.

If you need me, I’m just avoiding the ongoing war over on tHReads by sharing fanfiction about the gay hockey romance. Nothing to see here.

Not knowing if there will be services for people day to day. Trying to help people realize that ending programs as fraud prevention is punishing victims and harming people. Convincing people these choices are life and death.

Imagine someone steals your identity and instead of helping you, the government just closes all your bank accounts. When you ask them why they say well no one can steal from you if you have no money!

That’s what JD Vance is doing to disability services in Minnesota. Punishing the victims of fraud.

I’m also disabled and have two disabled kids and if we really lose all of the services going forward, I don’t know if it can be any worse anywhere else because people are gonna lose their homes and die. Not my family, but so so many.

So much love to you.

The most beautiful way to remember a reader.

What a beautiful way to remember and spread remembrance. Left me breathless.

Being a disability rights advocate in Minnesota right now is breathtakingly difficult.

My 5 and a half year old awoke in the middle of the night with terrible jaw pain. After some poking, I alerted him he was getting a new molar.

“WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP GROWING TEETH?!” he wailed.

Why, indeed.

I tend to drink the broth and then leave half the noodles cause there’s too many noodles.