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Posts by Femme Eeyore

yall had multiple games?!?! (Insert the we’re the millers “yall are getting paid?!” meme)
I’m pretty sure we just had one game, sonic.
Even on playstation and n64 there were about 2-3 games i could play.
My parents always made it clear they were not *ours*
Even on MY gameboy i only had donkey kong

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All the “signs” of a heart attack everyone knows are for MEN.
We’ve known for decades because i was taught in emt and paramedic classes about the way signs and symptoms present in female patients. We just dont seem to inform the general public.
WOMEN DESERVE HEALTHCARE. IN ALL FORMS.

23 hours ago 1 0 1 0

I’m sure you know some of this at least, but according to women who have had heart attacks, the pain is 1. Comparable to period cramps and 2. Not usually felt in the ‘heart’ area.
Women usually do not get checked out when they have heart attacks because they DO NOT KNOW they’ve had one.

23 hours ago 1 0 1 0

My husband has driven people to the hospital. I used to drive ambulances.
He drove to michigan; the Florida keys.
It can change the job opportunities available to know how to drive (especially standard/stick).
It’s easy to think about how destructive cars can be but dont forget the pros as well!

23 hours ago 0 0 1 0

Most people hate driving, especially if they learn how to/regularly drive in a big/populated city.
But knowing how to drive to see stuff you never could before, is a freedom i hope i never lose.
I have saved turtles, seen deer and boars. I’ve used my vehicle to protect firefighters.

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Because of the Shrek 2 dvd menu, for 22 years now, when it’s time to start a movie or show, i have said “Play the movie. Yah, play.” In that pigs accent lol

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A photo of some sushi on a white rectangular plate, on a dark wooden table. On the left side is a clear cocacola brand plastic restaurant cup. A silver fork is on the plate.

A photo of some sushi on a white rectangular plate, on a dark wooden table. On the left side is a clear cocacola brand plastic restaurant cup. A silver fork is on the plate.

Treating myself and getting full early 🫣

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a man wearing a white sweater with the words `` oh no '' on it is standing in a room . Alt: a man wearing a white sweater with the words `` oh no '' on it is standing in a room doing a little wavey dance and then smiles. The “oh no” is sarcastic

Didnt go grocery shopping so
~I have to go out to eat~

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A florida sunset on the coast. Striated clouds cover the majority of the photo. A lone tall palm tree is the focal point. On the horizon,land is seen. Water reflects the sunlight gently behind the palm tree, making it appear glowing. At the bottom is a wooden bar fence. The photo is taken from a third story, and the tops of two shorter palm trees can be seen next to and behind the fence.

A florida sunset on the coast. Striated clouds cover the majority of the photo. A lone tall palm tree is the focal point. On the horizon,land is seen. Water reflects the sunlight gently behind the palm tree, making it appear glowing. At the bottom is a wooden bar fence. The photo is taken from a third story, and the tops of two shorter palm trees can be seen next to and behind the fence.

A portrait oriented photograph of a clear river with a pier on the left side. Above the river are grey storm clouds. At the bottom are large beige rocks protecting the shoreline.

A portrait oriented photograph of a clear river with a pier on the left side. Above the river are grey storm clouds. At the bottom are large beige rocks protecting the shoreline.

Moody Florida

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Cant wait to be home and not hiding to smoke <3 or losing my vape!! Omg

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I fed a crab 🦀

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Wake n bake on da roooooooof

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Little wine drunk a little high
🎵I love to get two on🎶

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I’ve never heard this either!!

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Spending my honeymoon how my husband always wanted: watching sandra bullock movies
Lmfao

3 days ago 1 0 0 0

These posts are killing me but also giving me life
I’m tryna be quiet as everyone sleeps goddammit lmao

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Thank you!! I complained a lot on here before hand but i did have a great time! <3

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Just watched a man use talk to text say “
BLAHBLAHBLAH I have a life and YOU DONT” lmfao

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I’ve been just using my dry herb vape mainly
But it needs to charge and this is a busy weekend with lots of pain
so i bought a cheap chillum… that bitch is immediately dirty af and holy smokes am i hungry
Am i gonna be able to go back to sleep starving like this XD

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12 hours til i get married and not sleeping again

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a man in a bishop 's hat is saying mawwiage in a church . Alt: a man in a bishop 's hat is saying mawwiage in a church .

I get married tomorrow technically
Getting meowied 🐈‍⬛
Maiwwage🧙

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Ironically the necronomicon is bot that large
The copy i saw anyways

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Her

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Aloy! She’s the protagonist of the Horizon Zero Dawn and Horizon Forbidden West games :) they’re amazing games, i’m playing the dlc for the newer one for the first time rn <3

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My lil bro is mad my mans so good at game we grew up playing (Age of Empires 2) accusing him of cheating!
I told him he’s just been minmaxxing in his games by watching YT vids & learning strategies and he looked at me like i grew another head

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let it flow

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putting ear plugs in is like listening to a podcast of your thoughts

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This, its’s way worse.
Bought a shirt in a Dick’s Sporting Goods, then saw the exact same shirt for cheaper at a Beals or Tjmaxx next door. Bought it there and returned the Dick’s one.

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six cups of blizzard ice cream with different flavors Alt: six cups of blizzard ice cream with different flavors

Dairy queen is a popular ice cream place/restaurant in the US. Known to hold the ice cream vv upside down to showcase how thick it is

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I havent! I assumed they needed your eyes open at least half the time to be honest :3 and figured the lights they’d need to see to do such detailed work would be bothersome. You give me some hope because i’m starting to feel better after some food lol

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