I didn’t think that, but maybe because I don’t dislike Helen as much as most people do. #TheArchers

At least this one was sort of planned. They’re usually a mistake or something odd about the conception. #TheArchers

I hope that doesn’t mean Kate will start interfering. #TheArchers

We don’t have enough sopranos! Our tenor line is quite good. #TheArchers

No they were both being coy and sort of sarcastic. They both knew it was something really important, they just couldn’t let Tony know. #TheArchers

Yes I wondered that. #TheArchers

No it will be a baby. #TheArchers

A Chardonnay bottle. #TheArchers

We don’t know, it’s probably going on behind the scenes. #TheArchers

For a six year old, he’s very quiet isn’t he? #TheArchers

Lots of 20 year old have come home drunk and knocked something over. I just didn’t have Chris down as a regular heavy drinker nowadays. It does sound as if Rex’s words have made him sit up and think. #TheArchers

But was Chris always a drinker? It came as a bit of a surprise to me. We know he and Alice used to have a few but I wasn’t aware he could sink five pints and not notice it. #TheArchers

Does Brian know about Julianne? I thought they had decided to protect him from that bit of Ruairi’s history. #TheArchers

Fingers crossed. #TheArchers

She’s as bad as Brian, saying ‘we could keep it in the family’. If Alice finds out she will shop Ruairi. After her own experience she won’t be able to keep schtum. #TheArchers

Yes I agree. Kirsty and Rex are soulmates, they speak the same language and like the same things. Alice and Chris should be together. #TheArchers

Alice and Chris are so not over each other. And Rex is so indiscreet about it. Seems oblivious to the fact that Alice still has feelings for Chris. #TheArchers

And capers. How can anyone not like fish pie? #TheArchers

Yes true. Maybe it will just be called The Archer. #TheArchers

I think it involved Madison coming round for tea after school or some sort of profound conversation like that. #TheArchers

I think we’ve heard her a Pip having a chat a while ago. #TheArchers

Yes I’m afraid I already find his extremely unpleasant and unlikeable. #TheArchers

She’ll know about Pip’s cancer scare won’t she? #TheArchers

It will be Chris. Hopefully we are working towards a Chris/Alice reconciliation. They will both realise they don’t like anyone else better than each other. #TheArchers

Isn’t her name Lottie? Isn’t she Pip’s friend and her daughter Madison and Rosie are friends? Or have I got the wrong character? #TheArchers

When/if Pip and Stella marry, will she be Stella Archer? Otherwise, if Pip were to take Stella’s name the programme shouldn’t really be called #TheArchers

I found Joy very annoying at first but gradually warmed to her. Still don’t know what she sees is Mick though. #TheArchers

Trump thinks he’s Jesus. Maybe he’ll volunteer for the treatment next Easter. #TheArchers

A single g and t wouldn’t touch the sides where Lil is concerned. #TheArchers

I can’t see Ruairi going to jail for this. That would be three young Archers men going to jail - Freddie, George and Ruairi. Surely rather too many for a small village? #TheArchers