Jk it wasn’t.
Posts by That Which Gnaws
It’s been fun. ✌️
Never gonna hear the end of this
Here is a list of my favorite parts of going to Florida;
1. Leaving.
I just made more money in a night than most of you will make in your lives. And I’m still not going to be nice about it.
…mostly.
Same. I keep saying I wish I could bring him back to life so he could die again.
I’m going to make this really difficult for everyone.
Failure cave is what I’m calling my vagina going forward. Thanks, Lucy.
I just bet so much money on Waters. If she loses she’s gonna be gone from a lot more than XDUB
I don’t watch game of thrones, you dalcop. I live it. 😙
You welp. You couldn’t get me to trip if someone tossed your cadaver at my feet.
“You know the manic, emotional, depressed depressive who took it personally that the troop leader didn’t fuck them? That’s how I wanna carry myself.”
I won’t destroy your world, I’m going to BE your world.
“Next you’ll say that the time I stabbed you and gave you a stab wound is how you got a stab wound from me stabbing you.” Freshest batch of stupid acting like what happened didn’t happen.
Training so hard for this, Lucy.
I feel like RFK could cover it better than Jo.
Do much Harm. Take no shit.
I like blowing stuff so this day isn’t wasted. But I am. Here’s hoping I have the same amount of fingers tomorrow.
Justin York and some nobody valet verse Thunder Knuckles. The winner? Bobby Bourbon’s one fan getting to see him on tv.
Frannie Marigold vs Michael Graves (quantumly possible). The winner? The company we buy the tables from.
Solomon Kline vs Tommy Wish. The winner? The therapy industry because when Solomon loses he’s gonna get another therapist.
JC Keaton vs XXXVI. The winner? People who can read Roman numerals when talking to those who can’t.
Mister Oz vs Razor Blade vs Latoya Hixx. The winner? People who don’t watch wrestling.
Not you. Not as much as others. Maybe more.