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Posts by Melanie Burger

My wife says this photo is missing Benoit Blanc

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Seacoast NH

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FINALLY!!!!!

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I can't believe I'm making a post about dishwasher tablets, BUT LOOK AT HOW CLEAN MY COFFEE CUP IS!! And how clean it absolutely was not before! My husband ordered these from good.store and I am obsessed. #NotAnAd

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Fun fact #2: it was *so* tasty!!

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I spy @ken.pizzacat.org!

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You've just changed my life, friend!

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Wait... Is this really a thing?? If not it should be!

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My husband and I installed bidets on both of our toilets during lockdown and I will never go back! Now I can never bring myself to poop away from home though.

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That's not how beds work, Phoebe.

#dogs #dogsofbluesky

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I've been informed that my typing is disruptive. #cats

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Simon believes osmosis is the best method of learning anything. Here he is demonstrating by lying on my notes. At this rate, he'll be a nurse long before I will! #CatsofBluesky #Cats

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I just finished Winterset Hollow by @thisone0verhere.bsky.social and spent the first half thinking it was the most adorable thing I have ever read and the second half thinking WHAT THE ACTUAL F@$& IS HAPPENING?!

5 out of 5 stars. Loved every mind-bending and terrifying second.

#booksky #mustread

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Eminem's Lose Yourself made up of random tv and movie clips. I'm obsessed. youtu.be/xYtaBfwpg_k?...

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Paul Rudd lip syncing "Don't Stop Me Now" and Robert Downey Jr dancing to "Jump"
Paul Rudd lip syncing "Don't Stop Me Now" and Robert Downey Jr dancing to "Jump" YouTube video by Jane's Joys

Whenever I'm having a bad day, I like to rewatch my emotional support clip of Paul Rudd's lip sync to Don't Stop Me Now. Even after at least two dozen watches, it's still the best thing I've ever seen.

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Broken link

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This good buddy loves watching his stories.

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The Book Nook in Portsmouth, NH is great! Women-owned and just starting out! portsmouthbooknook.com

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I think my dog is broken.

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We are not a yes but we are not yet a no.

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I saw him in Portsmouth a few days ago and damn near died laughing. Such a great show!

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Honeycrisp is my go-to.

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It's giving Dark Crystal Mystic vibes for me

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It was an absolute joy seeing you on boat this year! The Supergirl riffing was one of my highlights. Thanks for all the belly laughs!

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Our vet found crystals in my cat's urine before we left for #JoCoCruise the week before last. He was straining in the box last week so our sitter brought him back in. Luckily it was not crystals that time but $600 worth of backed up poop! What's a gift that says "thanks for getting my cat an enema?"

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Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”

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Kudos on your screen name. That's an earworm I forgot existed that is going to plague me all day! Go Bills!

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1, 2, Buckle my shoe. 3, 4, Wonder what the fuck I'm doing in shoes with buckles.

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JFC indeed.

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