we’re not werthy

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

anyone else in the petaluma area today #iykyk

I was born in 1983 my friend

Jokes on you i was the boy in the commercials

Thanks! I was really happy when i foundit sorting through my shots

to summarize, this week jd vance laysplained st augustine of hippo to the augustinian pope, while the pope visited hippo

Color photograph of a man walking past a storefront. He is looking toward the doorway, which is framed by a wall painting of David Bowie, his face split by the door frame. The pedestrian is in between the two halves.

I took this photo in London last week. I haven’t been able to use my camera much the last year or so because my hand pain has been so bad, but it was nice to spend a couple of days shooting.

People who suddenly feel like their transphobic “jokes” and “fairness in sports” takes are a bad look while the government forcibly detransitions people don’t get to say “oh that’s not what I meant!” You did mean it! People told you what it meant and you did it anyways!

me: I dance to the beat of my own drum

librarian: stop it

"When I was your age, I was already a father of three"

When you were my age, a 4br house was 25k.

It’s really happening

Coffeebot: do u like drinking caramel
Me: I guess so
Coffeebot: do u like drinking toothpicks
Me: no
Coffeebot: alright u want full caramel and half toothpicks now here is a map to the ocean

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Color photograph of a man walking past a storefront. He is looking toward the doorway, which is framed by a wall painting of David Bowie, his face split by the door frame. The pedestrian is in between the two halves.

I took this photo in London last week. I haven’t been able to use my camera much the last year or so because my hand pain has been so bad, but it was nice to spend a couple of days shooting.

If the pope threw a rave with DJ Padre Guilherme at which he excommunicated JD Vance live on screen right before the beat dropped, he could probably entice a lot of lapsed Catholics back into the fold.

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

Reason n+1 to get off Substack

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

He's like "transphobia?" and she's like "nah, living wage, buddy"

lord i have seen what you have done for others etc

Hungarian MP dances in celebration of Magyar's election victory over Orban's Fidesz party YouTube video by The Telegraph

someone mentioned that there was a dance remix of The Hanging Tree from The Hunger Games playing in Hungary last night and I was not prepared for the full audio/visual

www.youtube.com/shorts/EoorV...

(weird al yankovic)

If you think the Pope is a radical leftist, wait till you meet his boss.

Priest pacing in the boss' office as a monsignor looks at him sternly and says, "Goddammit, my brother in Christ, you're too close to this case!"

Viktor Orban accomplished so much of what the Trump movement wants to accomplish here

he ruled for 16 years and rewrote the rules in his favor

and still, they threw him out

and you know what? they did it by voting

don’t let anyone tell you voting doesn’t matter

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

what

If I never have to read some person saying "what happened to innocent until proven guilty" about why some guy should still be elected to one of the most powerful positions in the country despite numerous sexual assault allegations it will be too soon