Person doing a cum tribute but it's onto their ds with their Gardevoir on screen, moving like she was tapped with every drop of cum that lands on the bottom

HOLLLLYYY SHIT????????????? AWESOMEEEEE WHO TF DID THIS OH MY GOD YESSSS AWESOMEEEEEE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE THATS WIFE THERE YESSSSS THATS WIFE

[saw voice] your task is: go to my strawpage (transaristotle.straw.page) and do a doodle of Sybil look outside. There will be grave consequences for failure to achieve this.

Thinking about Sybil Look Outside again she's literally wife and awesome. Look at this drawing I did of her in gartic phone in 20 seconds on my trackpad.

We're getting burger fucker with it. We're all MacGyver on it. It's not provisional and hardly temporary. It's the unbroken synapses acting out and talking scary. They'd better listen up and fast 'cause now I'm burger fucker on it.

Girl who does food reviews like they're sex toy reviews.

She fingers it on camera and tests their elasticity and durability before taking it for a test drive herself.

Then she ends it with "the least important part", and takes a big bite and starts talking about taste

Hag maid who thinks she's beyond her sex years and that no one will ever love her again, and her new master who is constantly leaving her heavy, chunky, potent, white messes to clean as a hint that the maid couldn't be more wrong.

Yes of course as a professional maid I can guarantee you that my job isn't done until I've slobbered on your logcutter for upwards of five hours. Yeah, to clean it or something like that. Now spread those cheeks, the longer you make me wait the more in depth I'll have to clean.

Findomme so desperate for anyone to pay her that she starts spending hours and hours edging each person she talks to only to build up to asking for one dollar (and immediately being blocked)

Scene girl gooner whose bright colorful aesthetic is totally ruined by all of the murky, yellowish white cum stains that cover the majority of her clothes

Actual cinema. I stood up and clapped.

I get it. I *have* played the game tho so I can say with my pussy that Jessica is totally me

Seeing a lot of likes but no reposts, snap snap, get to it, we got a spread the girlcock around girls we got a get the word out

Glad you agree, The Fool from Reverse 1999

Okay that's all

Story about how to support your friend after she breaks her first fleshlight

(2/2)

Robot x Trans girl inventor. My favorite.
(1/2)

God, you hate that bitch. You hate everything about her. Her fancy clothes, her perfect makeup, her made up hair, the infuriating smirk she carries near constantly, and the way her cock twitches as she floods your womb with her essence, impregnating you without any doubt...cunt..

Your favorite anime girl has a fat cock and jerks off to porn 24/7. You couldn't fuck her, I'm so sorry, she's a perma virgin devoted her her cock and wouldn't give you and your gross ass a second glance while she huffs her pits, goes NGJJHUHGGHHHHHHHYESSHHH, and faps harder

Robot girl built to be used like a fleshlight given to people who just think she's a maid robot and that the skimpy outfit ISN'T just fetish wear.

Getting SO frustrated that her master doesn't care how slutty she walks or how much she shows off her ass while cleaning

Robot maid who's essentially built like a sex toy but isn't programmed with any understanding of sex at all. You could walk up to it dusting the cabinets, slap your cock on its face and grind until you're making your own mess onto her hair, and she wouldn't even register it

Maid who is so sick of constantly cleaning out your dozens of sex toys and the piles of condoms you leave around (if you decide not to just make a puddle on the floor) that she deems it necessary to take their place

Me talking to my boss after being late for work: I'm so sorry, my puppy girl was just acting up and I couldn't leave her home alone while she was so feisty or she'd wreck the place. Oh, what did I do? Ah, nothing really.

My puppy girl knotted inside me: that woman is scary,,,

Girl with a massive, disgusting cock too scary for porn who whines and whimpers as she jerks off with two fingers

Vs

Girl with a perma-soft 2 incher that slams into both fists while grunting and groaning like a wild animal

The brand new horror VR game taking the world by storm puts you in the shoes of a poor, naive fool getting your shit sucked off Scary style

Girl who tries to run a findom account where she can milk money from pathetic losers by bragging about how much bigger and better she is, being thwarted by the fact that every post she makes gets a community note saying, and I quote, "this user is 2 inches hard"

Watching your cum flow out of a girl's ass only for her to clench for a second and put some bubbles into that milky white waterfall....

Girl with a practically permanently erect cock who you never see without a hand down her pants and her eyes on someone's tits wistfully sighing, complaining about estrogen decreasing her libido

Getting your brain fucked out of your body on a mattress by a girl who gets onto whatever moba she is currently obsessed with the moment she's done clogging your pipes with her jizm