big fan of those two reasons is all I'll say

of course the AI bro wouldn't comprehend relating to someone hearing the planet crying out in pain

I do feel like I’m losing my mind to see the entire gamut of games media, from IGN to small Aussie sites, running this kind of corporate fawning amid the Palestinian genocide. No pretty words on it here, I just find it contemptible.

weird looking chocobo

Great boobs and a car, this pic is very Outrun 2-core
which in my book just makes it even sexier

thank you once again the GOAT of boobs

insane how action game encounters are always significantly better (as in more involved, intricate, and dynamic) puzzles than the *actual* puzzles placed in them, and the only aspect that would make ppl think otherwise is merely just the aesthetic of solving one

Toph! 🪨🥬

welcome to the gunshow >:)

this goes so hard

I’ve gotten into some shows and video games because the porn was awesome

I heard they just released Alkaline as the newest character

Clash

I like SEGA but I followed cuz you're funny and hot and talented and hot and knowledgeable and hot

and I like that you post about other games along with the SEGA stuff

and you're hot as hell did I mention that like REALLY hot

this is like when you set your age in DOA to 99 holy moly 😵‍💫

I wish I was a fox or a hedgehog or a PSP

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I write shitty reviews on company time
bckl.gg/sYJd

I already wanted a new star fox but now I want it even more
this is some top tier marketing

Goomba with the face of Maui from Moana

idubbbz after saying "I'M GAY"

Jimmy Neutron edited to look like Sans Undertale

Shrek looking very. Something.

"If you have an anime PFP your opinion doesn't count" was such an insane sentiment on the late 2010s internet because the guys saying it were rocking PFPs like this

At this point my patience for “Kingdom Hearts is so confusing” jokes is at an all time low. Oh no, you have to play the games in a RPG series to understand the story? How wild

my sister asked me "are there any games on the ps1 like pound" and i was like "what the hell is pound??????" and

yup, all the positions

Meet N Fuck Kingdom spinoff just dropped

funniest part of shmups is when I get greedy for score and it makes me earn an extend but because I went off-route I get confused and lose it immediately

I am indeed demanding it

zamn that dress looks good on you 😵‍💫

Outrun 2 SP can munch all my quarters for all I care. I'm feeding it all the coins as a treat cuz that good machine deserves it

This is the ultimate counterpoint when it comes to the value argument of "quarter munchers" for me. I'd rather go the arcade when I'm free for an hour of two and spend a few coins ensuring I experience something meaningful than drop 70 bucks on bloat that I'll drop before it "justifies the price"

"restored to the way the developers originally intended it" / "remastered to the style the devs envisioned but wasn't technically possible at the time" is a fantasy

There is no platonic ideal. Every game is constructed out of the choices its developers made. Changing that makes it a different game

Like, a good chunk of the FGC is approaching, "but I grew up with Harry Potter and it's not like I support what JK Rowling says. I'm going to keep liking Harry Potter. I'M not hurting anyone," kinda dedication to EVO.

look, that game isn't old. no, it's not old. I know it's over 25 years old but it's not old, let me explain; the things I enjoyed as a child were paradigm shifting and revolutionary in ways that make it just like modern things, only things older than what I like can be old

it would be so awesome
it would be so cool