A quick morning tease

Perfect 👀

The (personal) social experiment was intriguing, to say the least

Holding my dick while naked

Please hold

Is it safe to post fat dicks now? Y'all should test the server

This image 😭😭😭😭

Hayley Williams teasing that she might or might not be on Act III. I would scream so loud it would break the sound barrier 😭😭

And before, apparently

Oh looks like I arrived just after the outage

Shirtless mirror selfie

What's your angle?

Idek how one manages to get in a rollover crash first thing in the MORNING and cause a 20 minutes delay. Please drive safe, work ain't that important 😭

For sure. Definitely not complaining as a S0 Cap main 😂

I miss having a patio to sit out in

I'm just surprised there wasn't a team up with Spider-Man ready 😭

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I can't believe the avatar movie actually leaked like that 💀

Naked upper body

Moments before getting wet

Time to play the old Fire Emblems. Lyn I'm coming!

I sense a new horny era fast approaching

I assure you, ghost bidet syndrome is very real

Thankfully I figured out the workaround. I'm still Batman 🧠

Youtube mobile apperently took the ability to adjust captions size. I'm inches away from becoming the Joker

If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time and tell myself not to get into Kingdom Hearts and Hunter x Hunter specifically because I fucking hate waiting

Kinda wish I was well-spoken enough to do some educational/funny reels. I can barely explain what wrong to my coworkersbwithout just pointing and going "YOU SEE!"

Sweaty birthday stroke (also tummy Tuesday)

This dusk walk is too hot, but needed

Fruit Punch!

30+ THREAD! Describe your 20s with just a pic.

Naked with a towel over my neck

Help me dry off 😋