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As always, if you’re waiting in line to vote, STAY IN LINE.

kinda lame that swimming every day and exercising helps with my mood. some bullshit in fact - ❔

oh hey it's back - ❔

i feel like i'll enjoy bsky more if i have more people to follow, time to poke everyone in discord

thank you to whoever left hair clips in the women's locker room showers, you saved my day by keeping my curtain actually closed 💉

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

i want to have some sandwiches and then some popcorn. that sounds like a good lunch. 🐈‍⬛

probablemente debería set up a good lil "sobre nosotros" post and pin it. since we're coming out of our multi-month long dissociative episode and are now feeling distinct again, be a good idea to sign off posts and actually record who is here. ✒️

Red lipped Smokey and a Diet Coke #oilpainting #art

don't mind us everyone, just scrolling through and finding more active plural buds to follow. - Simon (Mark, 🎮)

waist up digital drawing of dirk strider. hes leaned away from the camera but has one eye on the viewer. his right hand covers the rest of his face. he’s got scarring, especially around his neck where there’s a red stain on his high collar. i said make it ult dirk but make it slutty so it’s pretty much just a high neck sleeveless bodysuit? it’s the same maroon as his godtier pjs. his dumbass anime shades are busted up in the background behind his head, a rose gold chain hangs over his shoulder, three drops are in the top left and four dagger shapes are on the right. there’s a soft glitch effect over everything. this was drawn with sleep tokens ascensionism on ABSOLUTE LOOP, BROTHERRRRRR. whichever blorbo u think it belongs to ur WRONG it's ult dirk and here's why: who made you like this? who encrypted your dark gospel in body language? synapses snap back in blissful anguish tell me you met me in past lives, past life past what might be eating me from the inside, darling half algorithm, half deity glitches in the code or gaps in a strange dream // show me what you are, i am desperate to know nobody better than the perfect enemy digital demons make the night feel heavenly make it real 'cause anything's better than the way i feel right now i can offer you a blacklit paradise diamonds in the trees, pentagrams in the night sky lipstick, chemtrails, red flags, pink nails with one eye on the door, other eye on a rail other other eye following a scarlet trail and the last few drops from the holy grail, now rose gold chains, ripped lace, cut glass blood stains on the collar, please, just don't ask be the first to the feast, let's choke on the past and take to the broken skies at last // you're gonna watch me ascend and i know what you want from me you want the same as me my redemption, eternal ascension setting me free

half algorithm half deity

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#homestuck #dirkstrider #ultimatedirk

maybe if i actually get up early tomorrow i can go to the chabad for shacharit

i want to go get back in bed w my husband :[ (we have a bastard cat that i had to wake up for)

buen shabat my friends #jewish #judaism #jewsky

trying to figure out who is here is difficult

Lying about one’s dick size is called a phallusy

please clap

being treated like a guy feels so good

"Bluesky is boring."

Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually.

When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.

🌙 chewing gum while giving head so my breath stays minty flesh

🌙 being plural is wild cause you'll be playing minecraft in VC and you disappear and when you come back one girl has ears and a collar on and another girl is shoving prog up her ass while driving

baruch Hashem

we're still hot

hey i missed y'all

so... what's probably a good price for a steam deck? like a 1 TB used deck. does $400 seem like a good deal?

[me showing an evil wizard an iphone for the first time]
evil wizard: so this.. doomscroll?
me: not as interesting as what you’re thinking of

oops, we're hot

who are we? great question. no clue