I feel I already have a financial stake in this lmao

uuid was a mistake

i'm sorry, i have zero interesting in consuming a "companion podcast", i'd like to watch your slop tv show, derive my own opinions, and then immediately forget everything about it 30 minutes later

I need to see how many I'll have after my initial disbursement, but send me an address and if I have surplus I'll send one your way

Happy to send one over! Let me know where to ship it and I'll try to get one out this week (I think you have my @google.com email, or DM works)

did something very silly, may have some at gophercon this year if you ever sent us a vulnerability report or contributed to Go crypto (or are just nice to me)

thanks to @ljamesart.bsky.social who did the great art!

genuine question: why are the HTTPS page load numbers so much lower on Linux? is it really just people doing local development, or is there some other weird thing causing this? transparencyreport.google.com/https/overview

6-day and IP Address Certificates are Generally Available Short-lived and IP address certificates are now generally available from Let’s Encrypt. These certificates are valid for 160 hours, just over six days. In order to get a short-lived certificate subscr...

excited to see RFC 8738 actually being used! letsencrypt.org/2026/01/15/6...

things can actually maybe be good, it turns out

good call

i have opinions about the ffmpeg security thing but i'm not going to post them, for my own sanity (but i am posting about not posting about it)

boooo

go… birds?

trying to come up with a silly toy cryptology problem for something

Screenshot of the front page of Hacker News showing a Go CL (https://go-review.googlesource.com/c/go/+/674077) that adds Valgrind support at the #2 spot

genuinely confused why people are so interested in this, but hey whatever

(*it might've been more than twice)

Go Security – Past, Present, and Future - Roland Shoemaker YouTube video by GopherCon UK

I did a talk at the UK GopherCon last month about what my team does, and I only let my laptop fall asleep twice! www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLtq...

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#golang

A whiteboard that says "Building a CA is hard."

not wrong (and I'm sure still true)

I recently passed my 5 year anniversary at Google on the Go team (thanks to them for reminding me), which also means it's been about 10 years since I first joined the Let's Encrypt team.

It's been amazing to see the projects grow over those years, and I couldn't be prouder to have worked on them.

we lived

signs you’re having a real normal one

a true rarity

wwe but it’s on bikes

explaining post tour criteriums to non-cycling people makes you sound fully insane

😐

yup, expect to talk a bit about the work we've been doing on the new pure-Go module