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bad drawing. head like a lightbulb
police release composite sketch of armed robbery suspect
guy with 4 shoes
this was the kind of animal i was thinking of
well now i'm just embarrassed
sometimes as a treat i like to put on two pairs of shoes and walk around like a bear
i spend 800 per month on pez refills
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what up
one carpet tile pls
babby i was formed this way
yelling "4" & dropkicking a bag of milk as hard as i can
get down from there and fight me like a man
now what the hell am i supposed to do with my life
it's not fair. it should've been my face on those cake rolls
they don't understand. eating a wishchip is supposed to be a special moment
few objects are more sacred to me and my people than the wishchip
i swear to god im gonna kick that mannequins ass one day. i hate him so much
dogs are like cars because of how they go fast ok?
... tbh i'm just missing the bird
homemade shirt that says "real ones only" in green crayon
smokin on a rolled-up 1986 issue of national geographic
calling all millennial falcons
cute little parasite that says "i wuv u"
friendly fire of the mind
hashtag monochrome monday
good morning beautiful:)
ahhg my christian eyes
you gotta be patient, that's a lot of data
do it for lil billy mondelēz
wondering if i would also look tastier coated in carnauba wax