DO NOT APPROACH

bad drawing. head like a lightbulb

police release composite sketch of armed robbery suspect

guy with 4 shoes

this was the kind of animal i was thinking of

well now i'm just embarrassed

sometimes as a treat i like to put on two pairs of shoes and walk around like a bear

i spend 800 per month on pez refills

🎹

what up

one carpet tile pls

babby i was formed this way

yelling "4" & dropkicking a bag of milk as hard as i can

get down from there and fight me like a man

now what the hell am i supposed to do with my life

it's not fair. it should've been my face on those cake rolls

they don't understand. eating a wishchip is supposed to be a special moment

few objects are more sacred to me and my people than the wishchip

i swear to god im gonna kick that mannequins ass one day. i hate him so much

dogs are like cars because of how they go fast ok?

... tbh i'm just missing the bird

homemade shirt that says "real ones only" in green crayon

smokin on a rolled-up 1986 issue of national geographic

calling all millennial falcons

cute little parasite that says "i wuv u"

friendly fire of the mind

hashtag monochrome monday

good morning beautiful:)

ahhg my christian eyes

you gotta be patient, that's a lot of data

do it for lil billy mondelēz

wondering if i would also look tastier coated in carnauba wax