Muscular anthropomorphic green wolf stands in your doorway, wearing nothing but a tight Doordash underwear and cap. One arm is raised as he looks apologetically at you. He says “sorry about the way, I got held up in traffic.” On your phone you can see your Doordash Mcdonald’s order has an extra surcharge of $120 for jet fuel. In the back you can see your entire yard abalazed as a jet sits parked. Clearly this order required some special expadited service
Your McDonald’s is here, sorry it was a little hot out and I had to lose some clothes
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