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Posts by ShortEye

PIF meeting next week?
If they had a modicum of decency, they’d wouldn’t penalise him, or any of his staff either if they walk. They likely go as well. Are they all contractually obligated?
Besides which, imo his statue should be up before his car park sign is taken away!

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It’s times like this I miss Toon Polls on X.! #nufc

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Wouldn’t ordinarily go anywhere remotely near their car crash of a website, but when it’s in a good cause, AND I get the bragging rites of being 25000th, a click worth taking!!

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Keep voting!

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I’d 99% it an Elephant.
Still early, but if you’re lucky enough to have an early flowering jasmine or honeysuckle, leave them well covered near there, as that’s new moth heaven!

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@coldwarsteve.bsky.social has a wondrous rendition!

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Please accept my sincere condimentolensces!

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All you can call him for is Nunoz not seeing a card all day and that throw in being walked 20yds down the touchline from where it went out!
Other than that, it’s on us! Don’t want a pen, leave his fucking shirt alone!

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#nufc

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What about extra points for actually sitting on his ar$e when he scored?! 🤣

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First impressions were that he’d done his trademark tango and fell over his own shadow, but that flexibility on the floor given the deflection as well….., that’s a very good goal!

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Gorgeous out there again today.!
The dogs are out there somewhere, but rabbits are far more interesting apparently!

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Or Aldi Mini Egg Chocolate Spread.?! Gamechanger!

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Add up injuries, suspensions, loss of form for some, but never overlook this one, undeniable fact. The one person where it took the seriousness of pneumonia to prevent him working. 3 matches he missed, 3 matches!! He has lived & breathed this club since the day he walked in. Show some respect! #nufc

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Just seeing this, so disappointed that I am unable to participate. But in equal measure joyful that Fartrage rhymes with Dartrage, and a free paper picture of that spunkonion pinned on a dartboard provided some fine family fun a few weeks ago when we got ours!

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We got a named family invite to Fartrage’s ‘rally’ at Trinity Park in Suffolk later this month!
Youngest, who’s been on the voting roll since 2020 wasn’t named, and has been crowing to his brothers ever since it hit the inside of the bin!

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He was genuinely weird!
Never mind his decision making, his aura just said, ‘wrong ‘un’!

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I’ll die on this hill…..
That refereeing performance was poor at best, c*ntish at worst.
Surmising the latter.!
Tough gig anyway, but with a serial c@nt in your VAR ear as well, they nearly managed to suck the joy out of our performance tonight.
I bet MadDog was in his ear outside the ref room!

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Pen was given 48:10. Already 10secs over the minimum 3 added. Converted dead on 50:00, so 1min and 50 seconds.
How in all that’s Holy has he found another 4mins??
Embarrassing.

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Or almond-flavoured sex toys!

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Peter Wankes and Paul Tierney are the Laurel and Hardy of PGMOL! #nufc

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You just couldn’t ‘Th-wait’ could you?! 🙈

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So all this bollox about #nufc felt that BDB ‘may have’ been pushed into an offside position…….!
No ‘may have’ about it. Clear as day.

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‘Have you been on your break yet?’

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Much as it pains me to say it, I think I would be in MTG’s corner!

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Ever since Chump threw MTG under the bus, I often wonder what a tear up between this evil specimen and her would look like!
We could call it The Aeroplane blonde wars!!

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

Ah 1066, the last time this bellend combed his hair and had a good wash! Sanctimonious Spunkonion!

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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

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I’ve sat on my hands a few times at Shite Fart Lane!!
Mind you, in the home end they do a cracking Butternut Squash, Spinach and Sweet Potato Spursie Pie!
Spursie cos it’s made with flaky pastry!! 🤣🤣

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