Eve6 guy, do you like I-Ladies?

You think Jughead ever sucked dick for Jingle Jangle?

Ate Quiznos today for the first time since first term Obama, AMA

I Saw the TV Glow and Y2K are definitely making my top 10 of the year. Meaning Fred Durst is a major character in 2 of my favorite movies of the year.

Chat, how do I reconcile this with my sanity?

Going down as my favorite book I’ve read this year. @jasonkpargin.bsky.social conducts a confluence of events that’s equal parts Tom Clancy, Jack Kerouac, Adult Swim Millennial absurdism, in what I consider a contemporary Breakfast Club of online community in the real world.

Luigi Mangione is exactly what Sacha Baron Cohen would name an Italian assassin and y’all are not ready for the next installment in the Borat/Bruno/Ali G saga.

Inside Out but Riley is Riley from TRAP (2024)

The Substance, but the Substance in question is Christmas cheer.

*Watching Dear Santa* oh my god, they Bedazzled a child.

Some words of encouragement around the holidays: If Daniel Jones is going to be okay, maybe you will be, too.

Forever upset we didn’t get the Boston Bahbenheima

I’m not saying Jared Goff is the most electric athlete on the planet, I’m just saying that no one ever successfully started a Michael Jordan chant at a hockey game.

I’m not interested in seeing Wicked outside of having context to all those songs that kill the vibe at karaoke.

I don’t have any money for this, but I’ve got some baby shoes for trade, never worn?

Barry Keoghan explaining Balatro to Sabrina Carpenter: It’s sart of a dif’rent pookur.

MisFits is such an underrated banger! Nathan is an all-time tv character, and the reveal with Simon? 🤌 so damn good

Football is better when JK Dobbins is healthy. Special player.

Absolutely! The most rewarding game franchise for me. I’ve replayed every game in the series multiple times (except the expensive GameCube/wii ones) just because of how unique every playthrough can be. Relatively simple to learn, lifetime to master kind of stuff

Introduce yourself with 4 video games

4 favorite franchises, and my current favorites in each:

See a threat? Joe Alt Delete. Nuff said.

Now that we’re over here, can we talk about diner that’s been serving coke the old fashioned way for 97 years? Like it’s been serving coke the old fashioned way for 97 years for at least 4 years, right?

Wild film! I remember being blindsided by it when I was doing a Ridley Scott filmography run a couple years ago.

58 year old Mike Tyson really lost an officially sanctioned fight with someone less than half his age by a smaller margin on the score card than the cowboys closest game in that same stadium this season.

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@nintendousa.bsky.social give us Mike Tyson’s punchout HD-2D remake.

My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds, I thought there was monsters on the world.

You’re right, and honestly, reading it was a little cathartic.

Like I’d also be seated to watch Ray Lewis fight Deshaun Watson under the same pretense.

We’ve sank pretty far if we’re hoping to get a moral victory from *checks notes* Mike Tyson tonight.

Management: Normalize saying “do I hear boss fight music?” when an employee comes to you with a dissatisfied customer.

The Dragon Quest 3 GBC remake was the first ever game I bought with allowance I saved up when I was a kid—rode my bike to Kmart after school to buy a $30 game with $5s and $1s.

Tonight, I got off work to pick up my preorder of this gorgeous reimagining. Locking in for some cozy adventures.

You know Lydia Tár hates to see you comin