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Posts by swaggert (birthday on 4/26)

I forgot which one but I got one

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I got one of those once

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thanks slungus

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Don’t forget to cancel subscriptions you aren’t using anymore.

Slungus

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there’s a sign in my art classroom (I don’t have art there’s just a class I have in there) that says “the blob” and there’s nothing else there. It’s just The Blob.

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if u spend more than 100 dollars on shoes you should kill your self

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neither of them know how to play chess

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scout would try to cheat and still lose because soldier was eating the pieces and he didn’t notice

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oh, and yes, that was ME who purchased 5000 cigarettes. don’t make fun of me your not alloewed to

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why is pride labeler in my for you page

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Rene Descartes

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grindr notif going off in public quarters; western standoff ensues

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on the news rn wondering about what i should say. should I start more violent controversy that’ll injure hundreds? I mmight

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“CHILDREN ARE CRUEL!” yeah and im children. give me your wallet

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next up: godless fiends argue over who should kill each other more, popular celebrity’s opinion. after that: more godless fiends

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when i was four i would plot for 30 minutes at a time on how i could steal cheese from the fridge without getting caught. I made whole ass blueprints

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man you need to drink less caffeine

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competitive dick sucking sponsored by t-mobile and miracle whip

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TF2 Fact: There is no fact.

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wkyk reference elite ball knowledge

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nonono guys you can’t pronounce it “WHEEL OF WOAH” you have to do “WHEEL. OF WOAH” or else we’ll get copyright struck

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Oh no

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what the fuck

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oh okay that works

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Mario's To-Do List

1. Clean out pipes.
2. Put overalls in the wash
3. Brunch at Peach's castle
4. Jork it super style
5. Golf with Toad

Mario's To-Do List 1. Clean out pipes. 2. Put overalls in the wash 3. Brunch at Peach's castle 4. Jork it super style 5. Golf with Toad

Happy Tuesday Players!

Be like Mario and make sure you have a To-Do List ready to take on the challenges of the day! 🍄💪

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leonerdo da binkie

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