Thrilling for lapsed Catholics to see converts forced to learn about Catholic social teaching

Once she tried to tell me that a parsley garnish on pasta counts as a serving of vegetables!!!

My best friend is a highly skilled surgeon and I recently asked her if she’s ever eaten a meatless meal and she replied “does pepperoni count as meat?”

Having witnessed the horrors of several doctors’ diets, I do agree that medical students very badly need to learn how to cook

Speaking of psyops I will NOT be giving into the one that’s trying to trick us into knowing that Alix Earle and Alex Cooper are not the same person

Some of us hated Geese before it was popular!!

I am going to be INSUFFERABLE for the rest of the night

Which no-object-permanence behavior is most annoying: when a dog wants you to throw their ball but will not give it to you first or when a dog wants you to put their bed in a particular spot but will not move their body from that spot

Who are you voting for in the 2028 primary and why is it Jamie Ding

I have never loved anything the way men over 50 love calling small dogs tough nicknames

Most MSNBC-coded thing about me is how much I love voting in person at my local library

I have not started this season of House of Villains but seeing Below Deck virgins become Kate Chastain-pilled makes my heart sing

If this turns out to be some elaborate Buffalo Wild Wings-sponsored April Fools’ stunt I swear to god

everyone is out of their goddamn minds about this

I agree with this in the sense that I think people living in Madison should be enshrined as the normative subjects of US political discourse

Love an opportunity to reminisce about the most unhinged text conversation I’ve ever had with my mom

As a pale person with olive undertones, I wish the light yellow trend a very polite go die forever

I think we can all agree that the airport experience needs more men wandering around aimlessly

Justice for Jack Fisk!!!!!

Amy Madigan’s commitment to being a lady from Chicago is unparalleled

Finally completed a sub-7:30 Sunday 💅🏻

Sometimes I think back on the two decades I wasted believing I didn’t like mushrooms and am overwhelmed with shame about what a colossal dumbass I was

I love The Pitt, the show full of complex characters with interesting flaws and also God’s two most perfect creatures Mel and Dana

"many such cases" and "many people are saying" have fully infiltrated my workplace's vernacular

Was sort of hesitant to read this in my current bad headspace because I found The Mars Room so depressing but I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much reading a novel

Peacock should let you pay extra for a picture-in-picture feed of Kate watching this season of Below Deck

Wisconsin gives Florida a third senator and this is what we get in return?!

tragic news for the brandy slush community

“They just hustled Yam Yam out of there like Mike Pence on January 6.”