Everton FC. Merseyside’s Originals. Not Best.

Up the Reds!

The popular answer is Predator, the correct answer is Commando.

They have a brilliant young squad, but they are coached by a fantastic manager.

They play with dynamism, control, pace, and they have a cohesive tactical plan.

No shame losing to them, but just disappointing over two legs.

Another microcosm of our season there.

Slow starts, periods of intensity that lead to little or nothing, heads dropping after conceding & just not good enough.

I love that lot, but fuck me they’re frustrating.
He’s not the right coach & they’ve not done enough to build a strong squad.

Regen JWH!

Not sure how it got it so wrong, it’s easy to make him into a doctor with ChatGPT.

Here he is as Vermeer Hawkeye, Monet Dr Strange and Klimt Dr Robotnik.

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Just ask him to show what he typed into ChatGPT the big horses ass!

Sure pal.

Is that Trump?!

a man holds a sign that says careful now ALT: a man holds a sign that says careful now

Can’t believe Trump has made we want to back the Catholic Church.

Vance visits pope, pope dies.
Vance visits Orban, fascist rule dies.

No wonder Trump is keeping him out of the White House!

Fixed the quote:

“One of the secrets we've had as a club is after success, success, success, we were humble enough or calm enough to say: OK what do we have to do to cover up our cheating so we can spend billions on rebuilding the side without getting caught”.

“That is the most difficult thing”.

He may have been able to play the game, but the tubby c*nt knows Fuck All about it…..

I see Friend of Epstein, Chairman of the Board, Commander in Thief Donald Jenius Trump has decided the best way to open up the strait of Hormuz is to blockade it?

Nothing to do with the fact it’ll drive up prices and make the billionaires richer by shifting cost on to us.

Big Fat Orange C*nt!

Professional Twats these fellas.

⚽ On the ball - 11/04/2026

I guessed the player in 2 guesses
Score: 53
Top 23% of players today

See if you can beat me!

At this rate mate, probably as manager.

A legend……. with Lionel Messi.

What a player, what a fella.
Gonna miss him.

Best of luck Robbo!

I want to be positive, to think we’ll improve second half, but this season’s shown that simply isn’t the case & I fear another goal for them & this lot will fold quicker than a beer garden umbrella on a windy day.

Tell you what though….. I’d fucking love them to prove me wrong.

C’mon Red Men!

I know many will be happy we appear to have a shape, will say the deflection was unlucky, say “it’s the European champions”, but we’ve offered nothing positive here.

It’s Man City vs Salford tactically.
It’s backs to the wall.
And no we aren’t City in this scenario.

Soulless, nothing football.

Vance accuses EU of ‘foreign interference’ in upcoming Hungarian election while endorsing Orbán – Europe live US vice-president claims ‘the bureaucrats in Brussels have tried to destroy the economy of Hungary’

Couch shagger supreme complaining about EU interference in the Hungarian election, whilst himself going to Hungary to interfere in the election, just shortly after forcing two regime changes on two seperate continents is hilarious.

The Bearded Tit.

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If you want fans to stay past 70 minutes, put up a fight.

All we see, game in and game out is a team of highly paid “professionals” roll over to get their bellies scratched.

I’d take offers for almost all the squad in the summer.
Rebuild a side around maybe six of them.

Szoboszlai waving his arms about at the end and shrugging like a fucking child.

Tell you what mate, at least these fans fucking turn up to matches….. your fucking bunglec*nt teammates aren’t.

Your manager is still mentally in Ibiza!

A great piece that Neil.

And for me change is now, but I’m not sure what now brings us.

Where is our resilience.

Enough is enough.

Get him gone.

Bored of this now.

Play well, don’t take chances, concede, heads fall off.

Where have the mentality monsters gone.

Things need to change.

Would you like to yell at the moon with Buzz Aldrin? YouTube video by dgeyer

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These C*nts have wandered into a war they thought they could win in a week and now they’re shitting one and trying to drag everyone else in.

Don’t do it Starmer you knob.

Can we do the No Kings thing here too because it’s not the 14th century anymore?