Three Man Poop

If the Sun farts, we all die

RFK Jr. is a necroforager

Embarrassed by the sound of my dial-up modem

I made a drill cockpit inside a tent and set up a screen at the front and invited people inside to watch it. People hated it but I was incredibly satisfied

Starving incels boiling and eating their fleshlights

A twenty minute scene of Terminator soldering his robot dick back on after the gunfight in the police station

This looks like a cockpit photo from Artemis II

The plaintive singing from inside the grain elevator at night

I just know those astronauts are blaring Cannibal Corpse in the vacuum of space right now

Alien:Trivago

Horny for planets

Irish wakeboarding

Songs in the key of… diarrhea

harry potter is the burzum of children's media and equally embarrassing to still go to bat for past your teenage years

It’s the 2nd inning of the baseball game and all the hot dogs start ringing

Tinned fairy larva

Go back in time and stop The Beatles

Baked into a bread coffin

a man singing into a microphone with a sign in the background that says ' lc ' ALT: a man singing into a microphone with a sign in the background that says ' lc '

Emergency Trade Bazooka has always been my favourite Fall LP

Hockey crowd goes wild as Don Cherry’s desiccated skin is hoisted into the rafters

Can’t stop thinking about snow clowns. I don’t know what they are or how they look, but I imagine them manifesting on the ice sheets on cold winter nights

Somebody wet their bed

100%

and insider trading

lol based on his answer at the press conference I was clearly wrong

He’ll see that as a reason to install her. It’s then vicariously his prize and it peacewashes his action

While the CERN particle accelerator is closed for upgrades they should host metal shows in it. Could raise funds for the refurb

Dead celebrity sightings breaking across the city as the mysterious fog rolls in

A strange symbol has replaced the letter T on your keyboard and all the dogs in the neighborhood bark when you press it