In which the publication has discovered 90 Day Fiancée

you're taking her on dates i'm taking her catalytic converter we are the same actually. we are a team. it is an elaborate ruse to steal women's catalytic converters. this is our third job this week.

broke: kash patel is unfit fire him

woke: kash patel is unfit let's see what he does tho

To be fair if I were Kash Patel I would also drink an enormous amount

Donald Trump post "The U.S.A. is the “HOTTEST” Country in the World right now. Just a short time ago, under Sleepy Joe Biden, IT WAS DEAD, LAUGHED AT ALL OVER THE WORLD!!! But not anymore - Nobody’s laughing!!! President DJT"

Trump slowly evolving into dril

a giant (labeled “this fuckass website that never works” looms in the distance with a regular sized dude in the foreground (labeled “my beautiful thoughts”). c’mon guys you’re competing against elon musk’s club penguin for nazis i’m gonna need you to lock in

I feel like liberal Catholics have had language for a long time that lets them disagree with the Pope without sounding like morons and conservative Catholics are like those big Galapagos flightless birds and never developed this ability.

We are all Patsy

I am so excited about this!!!

Love it

binks og

ICE T @FINALLEVEL I do not give a flying FUCK about Fonts.... Weirdo shit. ... Marty Cheese, Katamari @trashcom • Mar 28 Replying to @FINALLEVEL Ice, what is with this FONT?! Love you man but come on, use Impact font.

There are funnier Ice T posts but I always find myself spiritually connected with this one

Applause

Sam Altman

Fucked up Ronaldo statue

I think I figured out who Sam Altman looks like

What idiot called it AI psychosis and not Son of Sam Altman

enough about sam altman........ let me know when theres a sam mainwoman!!!! am i right felllas!!!!!! hiyoooo

She loves to play and so a house with a single mom and three kids was perfect. She's also gotten close with the cat who was already there, Frank. Frank and George, I love it.

Smallish cream colored cat taking her leisure on a green suitcase.

I like cats. This is George Dart. She’s from the feral colony. Picked her up as a kitten but ASPCA thought she was too feral for adoption. My wife wasn’t having that and so we spent six weeks getting her fixed up and fattened up. In that time she came to trust us and I found a home for her.

Just ran into this post and I’m excited to check these songs out!

What is wrong with this person

CHEESE NAMING CHAIRPERSON: So we need a name for this cheese from Switzerland with the holes in it

GARY: How about just Swiss cheese

CP: Makes sense

ME: *crumpling my note that says 'Milk crocolate'* Fuck you Gary

Look if you haven't saved for retirement plus an incredibly expensive period where you will need help with multiple activities of daily living and if you aren't a multimillionaire the reality you're looking at is medicaid paying for all of it but taking your house and every dollar you have

ok ima fight adhd by searching for coping strategies damn so that's what caused the downfall of the Byzantine empire

An alley with 11 orange cats either eating food or on the way to eat

I like cats. This is the feral colony I take care of. I think this is a little less than half the full complement.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny.

If you see this post something you saved because it’s really funny