I'm in a discord voice chat and someone jokingly said "God Bless America" and one of our friends who lives in the middle east said "please don't" and that's the hardest I've laughed all month

When the dvds for this series first came out, I got them from On Cue and they came with fake back stage passes on lanyards it was so cute

it’s been a hot minute
#gravitation

I need a haircut

being “online” doesn’t feel as fun as it used to

a 5'4" dom femme/femboy could cure me rn 🙏 call em Lil Bratty Backpack

Me to my dogs: Okay there’s only room for one of you in my lap, who’s it gonna be?
My dogs: yes

Me to my dogs: Okay there’s only room for one of you in my lap, who’s it gonna be?
My dogs: yes

when the dispensary hits you with that valentines rose-petal-wrapped infused joint promo for the holiday and you cant say no because it sounds cute (it is) and you're a sucker for holiday themed items

trump’s letter sounds like a whiny, spoiled child.
“You didn’t give me your toy, so I’m gonna bite you!”
“Why do THEY get it? They didn’t write their name on it!”
“Yeah, well we were there too!”

The joke used to be if you could go back in time, you would “remove” Hitler. At this point, the joke might have two choices from now on.

the storytelling is really great visually so far, despite having zero words/talking. Premise is big mech machine things took over our island and took our big sister so we gotta find her! I think! Idk im not very far, I *assume* we are trying to find her lol
BUT THEY TOOK OUR BIG SIS

im barely half an hour into this game but it just showed me i can pet the cute lil void creature/cat thing and that's all that matters now (game is Planet of Lana)

I’m so sorry I forget about Bluesky until I have a new cute photo of the dogs. Completely forgetting I joined this app to post art - anyway here’s an old puppet concept design that I wanna make one day

I love these old furbags 😌🌸

I love my old babies :’)
(Wendy and Jax are both 9! But Jax turns 10 in March 😭)

rewatching Kikaider because I remember loving it on adult swim as a kid, but can't remember anything about it lol

my dumbass forgetting about wearing no jewellery/metals for the mri so now I feel like a goblin in the lobby who found a cup of shiny things

There’s an unsettling number of crows (lovingly) haunting the office complex I work at, and today I saw a lone seagull standing with them at the dumpster. The gull looked like a very confused intern who just realized that he’d joined the wrong department.

im gonna explode if i dont find a cute new sweater dress soon

i lub him

NEW JOB DAY WISH ME LUCK 🫡

Could you imagine that after all this chaos and the republican administration shouting about Hillary’s emails… if the thing that FINALLY turns over Trump and the republican party… is EMAILS? The irony would be historic.

Am very sick today and he wanted me to use the serrated knife smhhh

gonna be one of those weekends

went simple this year so im Big Red Riding Hood (can we really call me “Little” when I’m 6’3” in my boots)

just me and Marvin being cuties at the bus stop

ew why is the government on here

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...

what have we come to! a well dressed strawberry cant bop around (quietly) to the “good morning” song at a bus stop without getting some weird glances smh