Award for funniest person without meaning to goes to my grandfather. I am visiting my grandparents and just now my Opa entered my room and very seriously told me, “Look this up and you’ll know which illness your mother has,” and just. handed me a note on which he had written the word “narcissist”
idk who needs to hear this but wear the loud color, buy the sweet treat, use the sparkly gel pen. Life is waaaaaay to short and you deserve to find joy wherever possible
getting emo in the club
never loved a man more
Oh my god I can doodle again I’m so free to frolic and shine
breakfast event
imagine if danandphilcrafts wasn’t demonic and was literally just the gaming channel but for crafts. dan vs phil needle felting. dan and phil are hookers: trying crochet for the first time. drawing each other with oil paints. sewing the pheal a little dress
Hell yeah ;3
Well, it’s Saturday for me so hehe
Aaaah thank you so much, that makes me so happy!!!
I think few things make you cooler than a muppet obsession but then again I am also a nerd
sk8ter girl
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🛹“She can’t even keep herself on the board for longer than three minutes, what makes you think she could teach you?”
“She looks hot,” Dani says, and PJ cackles.
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“That’s not a qualification to teach someone how to skateboard,” he tells Dani.
archiveofourown.org/works/61960150
I’m 90% pain by volume on this fine day. My back and neck and head are Killing me. Also, stomach cramps. Ouch
sk8ter girl
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🛹“She can’t even keep herself on the board for longer than three minutes, what makes you think she could teach you?”
“She looks hot,” Dani says, and PJ cackles.
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“That’s not a qualification to teach someone how to skateboard,” he tells Dani.
archiveofourown.org/works/61960150
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you can make whatever you want forever.
oh my god i forgot to post the finished version of this on here. have an incredibly belated gay yuletide etc etc
medieval princess
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🌸 “I’m going to fuck a baby into you,” he tells Phil, feeling absolutely wild with the image of Phil pregnant.
🌸 archiveofourown.org/works/61928077
spent five hours writing. I need a new back and shoulder, because this one HURTS
RAWWR!! add me on msn >__< #danandphil #phanart
and that's why we don't stream #danandphil #phanart
chomp #danandphil #phanart
does anyone want to come put me down idk
reposting so it doesn't get lost in the thread and hopefully more people will see it and be able to help 📣🦆
merry christmas!! here’s some fetus dan sketches :D
#phanart #danandphil
Dan playing bitchy gay hairdresser as an excuse to fondle his boyfriend 🙄 sure.
i may be obsessed . jus a little ..mornings with lucifer and sister daniel ,.
illustration of dan and phil standing up and looking at the viewer. phil is wearing a motorcycle jacket with patches, black pants, and black chelsea boots. dan is wearing a fluffy hooded sweater with a spike design and horns on the hood, black pants, and white platform sneakers
⛓️💀🧷 #phanart
Ignore this lol I just needed to vent for a sec.