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Posts by JohnBettermanParody

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To pro-war Dems like @johnfetterman.com , I found this profound quote: “A river of civilian blood a Blue Wave does not make,” - some philosopher somewhere probably.

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@fetterman.senate.gov

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“Embattled husband @fetterman.senate.gov entrenches regime who would have deported his wife”

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@johnfetterman.com Butcher among butchers, featured on wheatpasted flyer in Philly.

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Pennsylvania has more active and reserve duty troops as a % population than any other state and @fetterman.senate.gov wants to send them off to die. He is a super villain. Who will stop him?

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Pennsylvania has more active and reserve duty troops as a % population than any other state and @fetterman.senate.gov wants to send them off to die. He is a super villain. Who will stop him?

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@johnfetterman.com gave Trump’s State of the Union two thumbs up.

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Sen. John Fetterman proudly met with AIPAC today, reasserting his allegiance to the Israeli apartheid state. #GenocideJohn

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Vigilantes in pickup trucks stalking black joggers and leveling shotguns at them is wrong. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @johnfetterman.com was a trigger pull away in 2013 from an identical murder.

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State Democratic Committee seats are up this year. They are the endorsers of statewide candidates. If you are approached to sign a ballot petition, do us all a favor and make “Do you like @johnfetterman.com ?” a litmus test.

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FLIP FLOP ON MASKS? We figured @johnfetterman.com would find the masks suspicious since he’s famously known as the vigilante who hunted down a bundled up black jogger and brandished a shotgun at him because “he was wearing a mask” in 2013.

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@johnfetterman.com puts Heinz on the boots before he licks them.

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Will someone please redirect this fixated toddler back to caring about his own country? @johnfetterman.com is the kid throwing a tantrum in the toy aisle.

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For a guy with kids that will be draft age during the next Forever War, @johnfetterman.com sure is eager to fan the flames.

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I did misread and I’m aware of the hero. I’m sorry I replied in haste.

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Marches for peace and human rights didn’t cause a mass shooting.

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The hateful, violent tragedy in Australia must be the fault of peace activists, says John Fetterman.

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@kamalaharris.com is calling for the voting age to be lowered to 16 to save the party, but you’d have to lower the age to the Terrible 2s for Dems like @johnfetterman.com to win.

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Maybe if you exist inside The Boys universe lol

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“Let’s get back to killing,” wannabe Butcher of Gaza, stripper of healthcare, fracker in fief, says *we’re* cruel. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Looks like John Fetterman needs a nap. @johnfetterman.com

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Help these folks out if you can! (This account is not affiliated with the @paworkingfamilies.bsky.social ) LINK: wfpus.org/fetterman

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“If you thought my face looked bad before, wait until you see it now! You merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it.”
- @johnfetterman.com

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Fetterman Liberal Again After Second Fall WASHINGTON — John Fetterman’s internal pendulum has reportedly shifted to far-left ideology following a second ambiguous health episode, according to sources close to the Senator.
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More details being reported about John Fetterman’s fall. @johnfetterman.com

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Wishing @johnfetterman.com as well as he wishes for Palestinians, undocumented immigrants, shale field residents suffering fracking pollution, and people who rely on ACA health premium subsidies.

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I should have known John Fetterman was a spelunker. He caves so easily.

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