Guy who reads Man's Search for Meaning and becomes a serial killer

Spend More. Smile Less.

My breathing is beginning to ease as 1) I realize some friends are still here and 2) this is clearly the twitter replacement now

Poo. On a boob. Poob.

you're good at pooking

gf is so pissed cuz i woke her up to scratch my back just for a second

And you the same for real! I can’t prove it, but I was 😉

I’m juuuussst here to hmmmmmmmmn

What’s your anxiety level? Mine’s “keep a huge bottle of nitrous oxide beside your bed and hit it when I wake up at 3am about to go into full-on attack mode”

Where’d all my shit go

Jerry, the expense committee and I got together for a little pow wow this weekend. In fact, we did the same thing last weekend. We’ve come to the conclusion that the only solution to our little “snafu” is to smear this man across the walls like strawberries and cream. It’s the only way to be, Jerry