Self medicating

At this point we’re selling

I don’t get how adults who have played baseball at a high level for the vast majority of their lives completely forget how to do fundamental baseball…like I know practice makes perfect etc but still.

I feel like this Christmas story quote sums up being an orioles fan after this “rebuild”

"Be sure to drink your ovaltine?" "Ovaltine?" A crummy commercial? Son of a b***h!

[Ralphie exits the bathroom as Randy enters the bathroom.]

Adult Ralphie: I went out to face the world again. Wiser.

Don’t get me wrong, I want Elias gone as much as anyone but Duquette’s tenure is being looked upon fondly like people looked at W giving Michelle Obama a candy in comparison to trump

If this keeps up all season at least we may be rid of Elias

These lineups lately feel reminiscent of the dark times…

This is not meant to disrespect LeBron James but it’s kinda ridiculous to me that he’s even compared to Michael Jordan.

Nothing will ever make me not root for this guy

Mayo…?

One thing I will say in favor of #82 is that it blends Cal and JJ Hardy’s numbers. My favorite O of my childhood and my favorite O of my adulthood

Jeremiah Jackson is the only good thing about the Orioles right now

Once again can we PLEASE get Jackson a real number?!?!

Right?!

Yep, it’s pretty ridiculous out here on the frontier lol

Seattle

Please sir we’re winning too much…I can’t take it anymore…

Good for Chase getting himself a World Series ring

Truth, I still think they need to drop the B in the bird head too. It’s just a wonky design when you flip the head to face the other way

My sincere condolences

a man in a black mask stands in front of a green wall with the letter c on it ALT: a man in a black mask stands in front of a green wall with the letter c on it

I was raised Catholic, it has prepared me for a lifetime of being an Orioles fan.

If you have the chance, go check out their brewery. It’s a sight to be seen

Seder for senate

Vote all these assholes out

Every damn year I forget about the stupid ghost runner in extras 🤦‍♂️

Why is racquet on this team? I mean seriously