Can i just say the inkjet printer thing has been the best, most versatile insult ive had in a while

Quite pragmatic of them

Panel 1) All the books say to not sleep next to you Panel 2) They say to try to get you to sleep in your own bed Panel 3) to teach you independence Panel 4) I remember the books as I lie here next to you Panel 5) on the fold out mattress in your room Panel 6) Next to your bed Where you are not sleeping Panel 7) And at first I think I have failed Panel 8) but then You cuddle up to me Panel 9) And your tiny hand grabs on to my jumper Panel 10) And you smell like play-doh and cotton buds Panel 11) And I think One day you will not want me here next to you Panel 12) One day you will want to sleep at your friends houses To sleep at your girlfriends (or boyfriends) houses To stay out all night Panel 13) You will smell of aftershave and leather and your own life And that will be great Panel 14) You must live your own life, of course you must That is the whole point Panel 15) But for now You smell of play-doh and cotton buds Panel 16) And we are both Exactly where we need to be.

Nap Comix #395

Oh no I made myself cry

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RAE THE DOE PRESENTS: SOME NEW IDEAS TO SHAKE UP THE WORLD OF GAMER T-SHIRTS We see a series of gamer t-shirt designs, each with mismatching fonts in a way that is garish. YOU MAY SEE ME AS JUST ANOTHER GAMER GIRL BUTI SMACK ALL THE UGLY VILLAGERS IN MY ANIMAL CROSSING TOWN WITH A BUTTERFLY NET UNTIL THEY MOVE OUT I PLAY CALL OF DUTY WITHOUT CALLING THE OTHER PLAYERS HOMOPHOBIC SLURS OVER VOICE CHAT. JUST DOING MY PART, NO NEED TO THANK ME I DON'T NEED TO PLAY GACHA GAMES I ALREADY PULLED A SIX STAR. THAT'S RIGHT, MY WIFE CAUTION: THE PERSON YOU'RE TALKING TO HAS STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE DREAMCAST AND GAMECUBE VERSIONS OF SONIC ADVENTURE YOU LIKE THAT GAME? TOO BAD I ALREADY WATCHED A VIDEO ESSAY ABOUT WHY IT'S MEDIOCRE We see Rae wearing a shirt that says “35% GAMER.” She looks happy. RAE: SEE, I LIKE THIS ONE. IT MANAGES EXPECTATIONS.

Rae the Doe - Gamer T-Shirts

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Of course they did. Ugh.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Two black and white bunnies sit close together in a light-colored wooden enclosure.

I am looking for environmental artists, particularly people with a strong background in concept work for interior locations

Atmospheric/ Liminal vibes appreciated

You can apply by dropping your art in the replies, or send your portfolio to:

regulareyepatchwolf@gmail.com

Humans only. no ai.

Kids Say Things - Gator Days Characters Bolero Bolero - Blue Frog - A little speaker of profound things. Some might call him weird. We all know he's deep. And weird. You can be deep and weird. Tammy - Green Frog - Bolero's mother. She loves her son and thinks he's the best. Charlie - Red Frog - Bolero's father. He loves his son and thinks he's the the greatest. Transcript Panel 1 Bolero's family is getting their day going. His parents greet him cheerful smiles and inquires about his night. Bolero's dad, Charlie, has a mug that says "Big Boy Mug". As he is a big boy, he has found this mug to be suitable to his needs. Tammy: Good morning, Bolero. Charlie: Did you sleep well. Panel 2 Bolero stares off into the distance. He looks as if he has experienced a thousand life times. He speaks. Bolero: I dreamed that everybody looked like me and I didn't know who I was and I was everyone and no one. Panel 3 Bolero looks blankly in a random direction. Tammy looks at her husband with concern. Charlie is entirely unsure what they are supposed to do in this situation. Panel 4 Bolero looks back to his parents and asks an extremely important question. Bolero: Can we have chocolate pancakes? Tammy throws her arms into the air in celebration. Tammy: YES! Charlie: I'll start it now! The family had a fine morning.

Kids Say Things - Gator Days

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“Our differences make us stronger” meme with 6 slightly different Richard Wattersons

call me crazy but i kind of love that we cant share our tomodachi creations online and that the face paint is difficult and unwieldy. suffer for your art. let it be a little shitty. let your hank hill be slightly different. our differences make us stronger!!!!

Aaa!

Here's this month's stream supporter postcard. A parody of Edvard Grieg's "Scream". Illustrated by @niccymarten.bsky.social <3

Available until the 30th of April.

Get this as a physical postcard along with a bunch of stickers, on my Ko-fi page:
ko-fi.com/s/9de41437db

Cannot wait. I got to talk to the team behind this in 2023, who told me: "Believe it or not, this is 100% stop-motion, including the explosions and sawdust. We filmed the sawdust separately (tried millions of takes...) and layered the best version with the characters."

link to original: bsky.app/profile/jole...

Positive Steam review for Ostranauts: "Won a ship off a guy in a poker game. I get on the ship and notice it has like 50 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thrusters across all sides. Take it for a test drive. Everything is fine... Notice there's a lever for the thrust and it's set all the way down. Crank that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to the max and let it rip. Wake up on the floor next to the pilot seat with a concussion and internal bleeding." "Today I learned the human body does not do well when exposed to 50-100G's and the blood is briefly pulled out of your brain like a human centrifuge."

Ostranauts: Teaching the intersection of physics and physiology since 2020.

poking around a bit here I just suddenly spotted this

store.steampowered.com/app/4590950/...

what in the WORLD

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is Green, the other is Blue's mother, Red. Red turns around to look at Green, who listens. Red: Can you take the thing to the other ones at that one over there? Green stares back at her, blankly. Red's look of determined confidence does not falter. Green: ...The what over where? Red: Yes. Later, Blue and Green are walking together. Green: I adore your mother, but I can see where you get it from. Blue: Get what?

store.steampowered.com/app/3372060/... Played a demo of a game that's a decent survivors like... with Holy God In Heaven level art style. Made by the Goody Two Shoes devs, so every character's best described as "Retro Anime Sapphic" in the best possible way:

CD ROM game called Multimedia Celebrity Poker with JONATHAN FRAKES MORGAN FAIRCHILD & JOE PISCOPO

A powerful image

new art of Link from The Legend of Zelda film (from Director of Photography Gyula Pados) www.instagram.com/gyula_pados_...

I like to think it wasn't bad at all, it was just him saying a godawful pun like "I want us both to go... on the lamb"

Not again....

Photo of an cup with an otter on the side, it's filled with tea

It's warmer again, time to bring out the otter mug

he also recorded my favorite version of "anyone who had a heart" (made popular originally by cilla black and dionne warwick) in the 70s! it's very good, give it a listen

Photo I took of these wonderful people (the faces of whom I’ve blacked out) singing happy Birthday to their lovely old dog at a bar I was at tonight in Portland

I was at a dog-friendly bar in NW Portland tonight and a table behind me started singing Happy Birthday and then I realized it wasn’t for a person but a really old dog who was wearing a crown and he was old and fucking adorable and I love this city

A drawing of a kobold holding a giant heart shaped gem

This emotional support kobold is here to remind you that you’re amazing ❤️

tumblr post that says 'sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101'

modern day proverbs

seis personagens: baetyl (uma esfera de vidro flutuante que solta raio e tem um coração elétrico), slugsnout (um porco-do-mato que atira catarro), cloneling (um losango robótico cheio de braços com ferramentas cirúrgicas), q girl (uma ursa antropomórfica de armadura tecnológica, piercing e sombra rosa no olho), waydroid (um robô cilíndrico voador que tem um braço mecânico) e woodsprog (uma árvore antropomórfica pequena coberta de musgo)

MAIS qud