Winner of the most recent patron idea poll.

Bit gay NGL

i mean hopefully we were already not buying SB because we don't support zionism

i can never seem to find it 😭

we doing freaky incest shit over here yet or nah??

a walking dilophosaurus with feathers like an emu

two styracosaurs kicking up dust, having zoomies

two dino sketch comms done - a dilophosaurus and styracosaurs havin' zoomies

A screenshot for an Amazon listing for a green Luigi beanie, showing that 100,000+ were bought today (implying popular support for shooter Luigi Mangione, who killed the CEO of United Healthcare.)

This is not the "V for Vendetta" Alan Moore wrote, but it is the one we deserve.

“illegal ships” have you ever felt the nice breeze of the early morning on your skin and the loving touch of a human being

Star Trek Deep Space 9: What if the Nazis ran a shopping mall but now they’re gone and you have to be in charge of the mall

Omg I almost missed it. Happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!

hey you’re probably doing a pretty good job considering the everything out there every day

incredible name for an omegaverse onlyfans account

even better when they are actually the father 😵‍💫

guilty perverts who are like “I’m old enough to be your dad” and 20 minutes later end up grunting “who’s your daddy?” as they slam it in are very important to me

You gotta make art that sucks in order to make art that fucks

ratsofftoya "fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach" ratsofftoya Image: statue of Diogenes:"In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. -Diogenes of Sinope" direct action t-nwo "How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?" ratsofftoya "how about you eat my shit and hair"

It's Shut The Fuck Up Saturday. The scene from Terminator 2: Judgment Day where the kid with the mullet (Danny Cooksey,) instinctively saves John Connor's ass by lying to the T-1000 cop, Robert Patrick.

Remember:

"Rest here weary doom-scroller, you've seen enough bullshit for one day." A cute little hamster is making you coffee.

Simpsons "Don't Make Me Tap The Sign" Bus driver meme, but the sign says "Let every dirty, lousy tramp arm himself with a revolver or a knife, and lay in wait on the steps of the palaces of the rich and stab or shoot the owners as they come out." as the quote from Lucy Parsons goes.

syakesan on tumblr on October 25, 2023: "America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun" no healing, no living, go KILL" syakesan 5 hours ago: "This post was really fucking funny in hindsight"

Tahmel Morton, the little girl reporter from Wonder Showzen interviewing a Wallstreet trader: "Today we're learning about Wall Street. When the revolution comes, where will you hide?"

picard should've gotten fucked by de-evolved worf. make him take one for the team

can u believe Data didn't fix his damn cat??

i get it. having an IV in makes me feel physically ill but i've endured it the couple times i've needed to be sedated for a procedure 😩

better than dying from your swollen brain being crushed up against your skull!!!

well yeah they did most everything without anesthesia back in the day, on account of anesthesia not having been invented

people are saying otherwise?!?

A screenshot of an Instagram post from Moo Deng’s zookeeper’s. The baby hippo is emerging from a pile of grass and leaves with her head high, she somehow looks like she’s doing a modeling stance.

Moo Deng continues to be absolutely perfect.

ppl losing their minds over this as if craniotomies aren't still preformed to this day